CANADA

Creatures of the Tundra

Fewer travellers set foot in this remote part of Canada’s Barren Lands each year than on the summit of Mount Everest. Jad Davenport heads to the wilderness, where polar bears and beluga whales reign supreme.

Photography by Jad Davenport

We’re so close to the polar bear I can hear him snoring. Terry Elliot, a guide from the nearby Seal River Heritage Lodge, motions for us to stop walking. It’s late September and blades of sunlight slice across the western shore of Hudson Bay in Manitoba. The bear glows a bright ivory against the autumn tundra.

“He’s missing his buddy,” Terry says. “Males like this one hang out with other young males. It’s called ‘pair bonding’. They’ll spend most of their days sleeping and sparring – practice fighting – until winter comes and they can get back out on the ice to hunt seals again.”

Maybe it’s the mention of seals, but the bear snorts awake and rolls to its feet. I’m suddenly aware of just how big it is and how close we are. I’m six foot, five inches tall. A full-grown male can stand twice my height and outweigh a ’68 Volkswagen Beetle.

I raise my camera when the bear grabs a dwarf willow tree in his jaws and rips it from the ground. Then he tosses the mangled vegetation at us.

“Is he warning us?”

Terry chuckles. “No, that’s his toy. He wants to play with us.”

While I expected to see polar bears from a distance when I arrived at Seal River several days ago, I didn’t expect to be invited into their world. This is one of the reasons the lodge is unique. Founded by a local family with Canadian and Icelandic roots, Seal River and the other four lodges owned by Churchill Wild offer guests a chance to not just see the untamed Arctic but also to immerse themselves in it, bears and all.

For the past three days, my fellow guests and I have been hiking and voyaging by Zodiac along the pristine coast. Polar bear encounters are frequent, but we’ve also howled back and forth with a pack of wolves, tracked caribou, snorkelled with hundreds of singing beluga whales (some so curious they nudged my GoPro) and explored Inuit archaeological sites.

The morning after the playful bear encounter, we leave the lodge behind for an even more remote destination. A de Havilland Otter ferries us nearly 160 kilometres northwest to Tundra Camp, Churchill Wild’s newest outpost. The wildlife here might be sparser – we spot only a family of black bears from the air – but the draw for us is the Barren Lands. This wilderness of stunted pine forests, rolling tundra and sandy eskers has a population smaller than Broome at Christmas.

Tundra Camp sits on the shores of Schmok Lake. The main base is a rustic hunting cabin and a pair of large tents – one for dining and one for briefings and bad-weather lounging. The sleeping camp – a dozen private expedition tents with cots, sleeping bags and propane heaters – is a short walk beyond the cabin.

Our two-night stay at Tundra Camp might be brief, but the remoteness and the silence of the landscape – and the prolonged hours of summer light – make the days long and full. One of the guides, Josh, leads some of the group along the lakeshore to explore the autumn landscape and pick blueberries. I join Terry and two fit South Africans on an all-day trek. There are no trails out here; we simply follow ancient caribou paths and spend hours roaming over the low granite-capped ridges. Each summit offers another never-ending panorama.

That evening, after moose lasagne and blueberry pie (the French-trained chef has been imported from Seal River), I join everyone around the campfire beside the lake. The sun is down and the Milky Way is starting to materialise. My legs are hammered and my face glows from long days of Arctic sun and wind. I’m hypnotised by the flames. “Look up,” says Terry.

The heavens ripple with tall green and purple curtains: the aurora borealis. We lean back in our chairs. A deep silence falls over us. “The Inuit believe the northern lights are the spirits of their ancestors dancing and playing in the afterlife,” says one of the campers who has travelled in Greenland.

The firewood is gone and the embers cold when we hike back to camp. Before I click off my headlamp and unzip the tent, I look up again. The shimmering spirits are still dancing over the Barren Lands.

Get There
Air Canada flights from Sydney to Winnipeg, where the trip begins, via Vancouver, start at US$1491.
aircanada.com

Tour There
Churchill Wild, a family-run outfitter and member of the Magnificent 7 Wilderness Lodges, offers Arctic and sub-Arctic safaris from July through November at its Seal River Heritage Lodge, which specialises in both polar bear viewing and seasonal snorkelling with belugas. Exclusive safaris combining visits to both Seal River and the new tented Tundra Camp in the Barren Lands are available for two weeks each September. Nine-day trips start at US$8133
churchillwild.com

WEST PAPUA

Papua’s Eden

It’s dubbed the last paradise on earth. Keren Lavelle takes to the waters of Raja Ampat to see if this remote archipelago lives up to its reputation.

“OK, everybody,” instructs Aran, our Papuan guide, “move quickly. If you want to see the manta rays, out of the boat now!” We scramble over the edge and the current whisks us away from the vessel. To my surprise, the water is murky with sand – after nearly a week in the snorkelling and diving paradise of Raja Ampat, I take it for granted the water is always going to be silvery, translucent, crystal clear.

I peer hard through my snorkel mask, but can’t see much more than sunlit water filtered with motes of sand. No fish, and certainly no big black shapes. The best snorkellers in our group are diving down deep, but, one by one, they come up shaking their heads. Where are these elusive mantas?

Just as we are about to give up, Andrew, a bloke from Perth, shouts that he’s spotted them. It’s now a race, all of us swimming as fast as we can in the direction he’s pointed. Soon, I too can see these graceful black and white rays idly flapping below me, turning lazy figures of eight. I’m at Manta Sandy where these oceanic giants gather above a handful of rocks to be groomed of parasites and dead skin by wrasse fish. The mantas’ slow, balletic swoops act as a signal to the fish to come and get it.

Manta Sandy is one of the many fascinating diving and snorkelling spots to be found in the Raja Ampat archipelago – more than a thousand islands scattered over 4.5 million hectares of ocean, off the Bird’s Head Peninsula, Indonesian Papua’s northwest tip. The name Raja Ampat means four kings in Indonesian: a poetic reference to the four largest islands. It is smack-bang in the middle of the Coral Triangle, which stretches up from the Great Barrier Reef, taking in Papua New Guinea, the Solomon Islands and parts of Indonesia, Malaysia and the Philippines. Raja Ampat is considered to be the richest marine environment of them all, containing 75 per cent of the world’s coral species and around 1500 species of fish.

During our week here, we are treated to several very special snorkelling destinations – all so good I’d be hard-pressed to pick a favourite. Is it the almost-pristine home reef just off the jetty at the Raja Ampat Dive Resort on Waigeo Island? Or perhaps the sandy beach on Yeben Island, where lionfish wave their airy fins as brilliant blue fish dash by? Or Mioskon Reef, where grouper, clown and parrotfish dart around corals wrinkled like oversized brains?

Near Mioskon, we swim into a limestone cave and clamber up a slippery clay slope in order to see a stalagmite shaped like a male member. “What do you call this place?” someone asks. “Penis cave,” replies Aran, not batting an eyelid. Huge schools of fish move as one in the fabulously clear water off the jetty at Sawinggrai Island, where some creatures seem to swim up just to pose for my camera. The spectacular reef cliff of Friwen Bonda boasts enormous red fan corals and fairytale mushroom-shaped ones, but I scrape my foot on a fan, so I can’t choose this as my favourite. With this many options you can afford to be ruthless.

If, as well as superb marine environments, you like a frisson of adrenaline with your aquatic adventures, you can certainly get it here. These islands are in the zone of the Indonesian throughflow, the name given to the vast volumes of water that move between the Pacific and the Indian Oceans. On our second day in Raja Ampat, we travel through the passage between Waigeo and the island of Gam in Kabui Bay. It’s so narrow it feels as if we are on a river, with mangroves on either side. The current flowing through the strip can be so strong, says Aran, that “if you’re in the water and stretch out your arms, you’ll be flying like Superman”. Imagine moving as fast as a fish.

We make an attempt to snorkel in the blue water mangroves, but the tides are against us, and the boat has to turn back before it runs aground. Quietly, I’m relieved. Observing four-metre-long manta rays at a safe distance or harmless wobbegong sharks is OK by me, but I have no desire to get acquainted with a more vicious type of shark or, for that matter, a saltwater crocodile (although that is rare).

On our way through the channel we pass a timeless scene – a small child with her mother cooking over a fire. I can hear someone chopping down a tree in the forest that springs from this seemingly inhospitable limestone rock. I’m reminded of the view flying here – tiny islets and larger, jungle-topped land masses, rising from the gleaming sea like giant lizards. No signs of human habitation. Is Raja Ampat truly “the last paradise on earth”, as the tourist slogan says? Or have we just seen Eve, and heard Adam, both hard at work? Is paradise over?

Despite appearances, some of the Raja Ampat isles are very much inhabited. A showcase of island hospitality greets us one afternoon at Sawinggrai Village on Gam Island, where joyous and very well behaved children play music, sing and dance to welcome us. Playing games afterwards, the children seem totally blasé about the sea creatures all around them in the limpid water – that is, until a large squid swims into view and the excitement level amps up. Just as we are leaving, a rainbow divides the sky and a school of silvery flying fish leaps from the water, like a neon sign flashing on and off.

One vibrantly sunny afternoon after a similar welcome on Arborek Island, we enjoy the treat of a local-style lunch. Taro, cassava and fish wrapped in banana leaves are cooked on coals buried under sand. It seems that almost all of the island’s children watch closely as the pit is uncovered and the food unwrapped. We eat our feast serenaded by musicians.

While visitor numbers to Raja Ampat sit at around 20,000 a year, tourism is growing fast. The introduction of marine protected areas has put a halt on the capture of endangered species, which bring more dollars to the area while alive and swimming than when sold for food. The financial benefit is increasingly apparent in these village communities. I’m chuffed to think that the most spectacular sight of my time here – the beautiful rays circling Manta Sandy’s cleaning station – has a direct link to the less unusual, but no less cheering sight of happy, healthy children and their families singing and playing.

Get There
AirAsia flies to Denpasar in Bali with a stop in Kuala Lumpur from about US$508 return. Domestic flights with Garuda Indonesia to Sorong, with a stopover on the way, cost about AU$335 return. At the dock in Sorong, buy a US$9 ticket for the two-hour ferry to Waisai (the capital of Raja Ampat) on Waigeo Island. Your accommodation can usually arrange a boat transfer from there.
airasia.com
garuda-indonesia.com

Tour There
Liveaboards are the traditional way to tour. These range from local enterprises, such as the KLM Insos Raja Ampat (from US$704 for a seven-day trip) to extremely luxurious options such as the yacht Lamima (from US$11,600 for seven nights).
stayrajaampat.com
lamima.com

GUYANA

Making Wild Tracks

Jump in a 4WD and roll into the jungles of a little-explored South American nation.

When it comes to pointing out countries on a map, Guyana is one that would likely have the fingers of even the most well-travelled of explorers hovering in midair. The compact nation sits on South America’s North Atlantic coast, wedged between Venezuela, Brazil and the equally obscure Suriname. And it’s an ecotourism gem, with few visitors to spoil the adventure.

In 14 days, many of them spent behind the wheel of a 4WD, you can explore this country’s rugged interior, a land of jungles and savannas. Start in the capital of Georgetown, where a Caribbean vibe beats against the crumbling British and Dutch colonial architecture before, quite literally, taking off. At 228 metres, Kaieteur Falls is the world’s largest single-drop waterfall – it’s five times taller than Niagara – and it’s best seen on the inbound charter flight. Once you’ve arrived, settle in to enjoy the outstanding microclimate of golden frogs, tank bromeliads and the stunning cock-of-the-rock, a tangerine-plumed bird with a head resembling a slice of citrus fruit.

The next day it’s time to take to the road. Along the way you’ll visit the Iwokrama rainforest (one of four remaining untouched forests in the world), following its suspended walkways through the canopy to spot rare birds and monkeys, hike at dawn to the tops of mountains, experience life in an Amerindian community, glide along a river looking for giant river otters and the biggest lily pads in the world, and safari across the grasslands on the hunt for giant anteaters.

Throughout the journey, your accommodation, meals and tours will all be organised in advance, so all you need do is follow the map and take in every aspect of South America’s best-kept secret.

The 14-day self-drive Guyana Nature Experience tour with Wilderness Explorers costs about AU$7550 a person, based on two people sharing a vehicle.
wilderness-explorers.com

NEPAL

Fantastic Beasts

Nepal’s Chitwan National Park is home to some of the world’s rarest creatures. Tate Zandstra follows their footsteps into the Nepalese jungle.

Photography by Tate Zandstra

“Here are the pug marks of the tiger,” whispers Tulosi. The veteran guide is crouched on the trail, with soft morning sunlight burning off the fog and elephant grass towering over him. The prints are the width of my hand. “He was here this morning, maybe an hour ago.” Standing, Tulosi begins following the tracks. “This is a big male – 200, maybe 230 kilos,” he says, still whispering. In the stillness of morning, I feel a thrill – a wild tiger recently walked where I now stand.

“How far away is he now?” I ask.

“Forty or 50 metres,” Tulosi replies. “He is probably sleeping in those small trees because it is cool.” We stand and observe the spot. Finally, I ask what would happen if we followed the tiger into the trees. Tulosi glances at Sagar, his junior guide, and smiles. “I think the tiger would run away,” he says, “but we would never hear him.”

I am in Chitwan National Park, in the swampy Nepali lowlands known as the Terai. Thanks to ecotourism and law enforcement combating poaching, the national parks of Nepal, Chitwan and Bardia have recently won acclaim for the increasing populations of both tigers and rhinos. Even so, such is the elusiveness of these big cats that, until this moment, I dared not hope for so much as a paw print. As it happens, we track three more tigers during our journey, including a female with two cubs.

Late in the day, Tulosi halts. He’s spied a post hole-sized track flooding with groundwater. “Five minutes ago there was a big rhino here,” he announces, scanning the dense jungle. The rhinoceros, considered the most dangerous animal in the Terai, is the other star attraction here. Tulosi has lost two uncles to these two-tonne beasts. As dusk approaches, the animals are waking up.

We listen. But for cicadas keening, there’s silence. Something in the air changes; I hear wood splintering and have the overwhelming sense that an immense animal is tearing through the forest. Trees shake and monkeys screech. I hear mud sucking at giant feet as the crashing recedes.

“Come!” Sagar commands, darting down a game trail. I catch up to him crouching under cover on a berm overlooking the riverbank. The rhino emerges below us, 20 metres away. It snorts, holding its head high, looking for enemies in the jungle gloom.

Tulosi appears beside me, beckoning as he slides down the berm. Suddenly, he turns. “Run! Run!” he yells, and claws back up the steep, sandy trail. I glimpse the rhino, charging straight at us, covering ground at a terrifying pace. Then I am beside Sagar, who beats the ground with his walking stick.

The rhino stops 10 metres away, gouges furrows in the ground, then turns and sprints for the river. Tulosi is right behind him. The fear of moments ago forgotten in the chase, we run recklessly, following the huge creature. It smashes into the water, scattering crocodiles in the shallows.

The rhino reaches the far bank and turns in the orange glow of sunset, looking indignant yet majestic. “That was very scary!” Tulosi says, laughing. “How much danger were we in?” I ask. “Oh,” shrugs Tulosi, “very dangerous, he could have killed us.” Then he turns casually and walks toward town.

Get There
AirAsia flies from Sydney to Kathmandu in Nepal from US$745 return. Fly on to Bharatpur Airport with Buddha Air from US$210 return.
airasia.com
buddhaair.com

Tour There
Sauraha is the closest town to the park and the launch point for safaris. Stay at Hotel Jungle Vista and the owners, brothers Ram and Ramesh Silwal, can arrange a tour with guide Tulosi Raot. Two-night, one-day safaris start from AU$200.
hoteljunglevista.com

RWANDA

Meet Your Ancestors

Take a two-wheeled journey to discover Rwanda’s remotest regions and visit the country’s famous mountain gorillas.

Contemplating trekking into the wilds of Rwanda to spy the country’s famous mountain gorillas? There’s a way to have an even better experience in this fascinating nation. UK-based company the Slow Cyclist offers an epic eight-day adventure. Spend two nights acclimatising to altitude and conditions in Kigali before embarking on the first of four strenuous – Rwanda didn’t earn its nickname, the Land of a Thousand Hills, for nothing – but ultimately fulfilling days pedalling from the capital to Rubavu on the border of Congo. At times you’ll ride on bitumen roads, while elsewhere the trail will be red dirt, but if it all becomes a bit much you can always opt to jump in the support vehicle. The best part is this tour travels through regions of remote Rwanda few travellers ever experience, rolling past tea estates, sprawling lakes and smoking volcanoes.

The group size is small – just 12 (or up to 20 on a charity ride) – and the regular tour host is Michael Newhouse, a Brit who’s lived in East Africa since 2012. On each ride there’s also a number of local cyclists, guides and drivers whose knowledge of the culture is second to none. This is part of the ethos of the Slow Cyclist: to share places company founder Oli Broom loves with proper travellers. Broom was a chartered surveyor when, in 2009, he chucked in his job to cycle from London to Brisbane to watch the Ashes – it took him 412 days. After that adventure, he worked in Kigali for two years before moving back to London to establish the Slow Cyclist.

The zenith of this experience comes mid-tour. It’s billed as a rest day, but you won’t be putting up your feet. Starting early, you’ll trek through thick vegetation and along steep trails into Volcanoes National Park in the hope of finding one of the park’s 10 families of habituated gorillas. Locating them can take anywhere from an hour to eight, but when they come into view, all that hard work is rewarded. This is a rare opportunity; it’s estimated there are only about 880 mountain gorillas living in the wild and only eight park passes are issued per group in any one day. You’ll sit quietly for an hour and observe these incredible primates, thought to have split from their common ancestor to humans and chimps about nine million years ago, before heading back to camp.

The last day is a rewarding 90 kilometres back in the saddle, finishing at Lake Kivu, one of the Great Lakes. You’ll ascend 1390 metres along the base of a chain of volcanoes before tackling the final 30-kilometre downhill run that ends on the shores of the lake for a refreshing, celebratory dip.

The Slow Cyclist has four scheduled Rwanda tours during 2017 – two small group tours and two charity challenges, which involve riders donating an extra amount of money to a chosen cause. The group tours cost about US$2643, including airport transfers, bike and gear hire, guides, accommodation and most meals. Gorilla trekking costs an extra US$881.
theslowcyclist.co.uk

FRANCE

A Big Splash

Slip, slide and dive through the mountainous French island of Corsica.

When you think about adventure, chances are Corsica isn’t a natural segue. The Mediterranean island is best known as the birthplace of Napoleon, but beyond its picturesque bays and the capital of Ajaccio is a rugged landscape created by a single chain of granite peaks. Most travellers looking for an adventure would head straight for the GR20, one of the continent’s most popular and toughest hiking trails. Take it on and you’d be putting one foot in front of the other for 15 days to cover its 180-kilometre length and 10,000 metres of height variation.

Thankfully you can see the incredible highs and lows of the island’s interiors in a much easier way. Agnès and Pascal, both mountaineers and guides, set up Altipiani in the Corsican mountains and now run multiday canyoning tours. For between three and five hours each day you’ll explore the peaks and valleys from the water. There’ll be abseiling, tobogganing, zip-lining and plunging from the tops of cliffs into the emerald pools below at four different sites. You don’t need any specific experience; just the ability to swim, a head for heights and a hankering to discover Corsica in a completely different way.

The seven-day Altipiani canyoning trip starts at about US$745 for the camping option. You can also choose to stay in small hotels or B&Bs (about US$948). Prices include accommodation, meals, guides, equipment and transport from Corte.
altipiani-corse.com

INDONESIA
Rote Island

Rote isn’t exactly a secret for surfers, who make up most of the tourists on the island. Seasoned surfers will have heard of T-land (Besialu Reef), the more popular break on the island with three sections that can range from a smaller wave to one that tops two metres high.

The island is small, but landmass doesn’t affect its gnarly swells – after all, there’s a reason surfing champions have been known to live on the island. The stunning beaches and local culture add to the charm. Given its popularity with those looking to shred the swells, there are plenty of places to stay from hostels to resorts. The Malole Surf House is a simple, eco-friendly surf lodge located in popular Nemberala Beach, overlooking T-land.

The staff members can tell you all about the island’s best surf spots, and also run a fleet of boats that can take you there.

rotesurfhouse.com

SAMOA
Savai’i

Top-notch surfing on a Pacific island with few other people sharing the waves. That’s what you get when you pack your bags and head for the Samoan island of Savai’i. It may be one of the largest islands in Samoa, but its shred is still somewhat free of line-ups. With a glistening aquamarine ocean and a coastline full of excellent spots to grab a board, you’ll struggle to decide where to start.

Our hot tip, though, is a trip to Aganoa Lodge. Situated within an hour’s drive of multiple surf spots, Barneys will be able to hang left in the lodge’s exclusive reef-sheltered beach, while more experienced surfers will be guided to the island’s hottest breaks, with a mixture of rights and lefts up to four metres.

pegasuslodges.com

DIVE INTO THE BLUE: MYANMAR VS NIUE

MYANMAR
Mergui Archipelago

Dive into the depths of this virtually unknown archipelago just off the south coast of Myanmar and discover an underwater world – whale sharks, manta rays, turtles, rainbows of coral, an abundance of other marine life – that could give the Little Mermaid a run for her money.

Liveaboard boats are a popular way to experience the group of 800 islands, which are covered in dense jungle growth and surrounded by azure waters. From the small fish of High Rock, the tunnels of Stewart Island, nurse sharks of Shark Cave, and the famous site of Western Rocky, plus so much more, an eight-day trip with the Smiling Seahorse will offer you the opportunity to discover the undiscovered.

thesmilingseahorse.com

Niue

The unsuspecting island of Niue may not be the most well-known dot of land in the South Pacific, but for diving enthusiasts this is a watery playground not to be missed. Visibility is unrivalled – almost as far as a hundred metres in certain areas around the island – and these are considered some of the best conditions in the world.

The top diving spots to check out on Niue are the Limu Pools, the Matapa Chasm and the Dome, a favourite among locals and tourists alike. A sloping wall, two gullies and a large open cave form the popular site, and it’s a great location for first-timers or nervous divers to gain experience. A vibrant array of anemones, moray eels and flatworms reside in these waters, and there are plenty of nooks and crannies to get in and explore if you’re game.

niuedive.com

CULTURAL HOOPLA: THAILAND VS PAPUA NEW GUINEA

THAILAND 
Naga Fireball Festival

A paranormal, other-worldly phenomenon or nothing more than a clever hoax? See for yourself at the Naga Fireball Festival, held in the Nong Khai province of Thailand, along the Mekong River.

The two-day festival takes place in October at the end of Buddhist Lent, when the intensity of the fireballs is said to be at its peak. Check out the long-boat racing, food fair and a light and sound presentation. The glowing fireballs appear at night and rise from the depths of the Mekong River into the air for hundreds of metres before suddenly disappearing. Many believe the fireballs come from Naga, a fabled serpent that lives in the water and shoots the orbs into the air to welcome Buddha back to earth after Lent. Skeptics say it’s nothing more than flammable phosphine gas rising from the river and spontaneously combusting. You be the judge.

PAPUA NEW GUINEA
Kenu and Kundu Festival 

Held annually in Alotau, the Kenu and Kundu Festival celebrates the society and traditional culture of the locals. The festival binds together the history of these people with their modern existence. One of the main highlights of the festival is the traditional war canoe races. Other events include dances, drum performances, crafts and food.

This three-day cultural celebration shares the rich history of the Papua New Guinean people from this province. Visit and you’ll have the opportunity to engage with locals and immerse yourself in a vibrant and colourful display of history.

PARTY LIKE IT’S 1999: SINGAPORE VS FIJI

Fiji
Cloud 9

DJs, drinks and food surrounded by translucent waters? What more could you ask of an epic island party? Cloud 9 sits atop Ro Ro Reef within the Mamanuca Islands, just a boat ride away from Port Denarau. Don’t be fooled, this is no secluded hideaway, and the party’s popularity as grown over the past few years, but it’s too cool not to include. This floating bar hosts regular DJ sets and events, and is even open to private parties.

Between downing delicious cocktails and staring out to the horizon while lounging on a day bed, you can dive into the clear waters for a snorkel, jump on a jet ski, or dig into some delicious Italian wood-fire pizzas.

cloud9.com.fj

Singapore 
It’s the Ship

Get ready for one of Asia’s biggest parties. It’s The Ship sets sail on a round trip from Singapore to Phuket and back again for a three-night festival at sea. Have access to all the ship’s amenities including its 12 bars, seven eateries, an arcade, theatre, pools and plenty of parties in between. Past acts have included Sander van Doon, Big Shaq, Darude, Paul Van Dyk and Hot Dub Time Machine.

With so much to fit in, you’ll not want to head to bed (or have a memory blank).

itstheship.com

WAVES OF WONDER: MALAYSIA VS VANUATU

MALAYSIA
Deer Cave

Just because Deer Cave was recently stripped of its ‘world’s largest cave’ title (that honour now goes to Hang Son Doon in Vietnam), it doesn’t mean you should automatically cross it off your must-see list. Located in Gunung Mulu National Park in Sarawak, it remains an incredible natural wonder. At more than two kilometres in length and up to 122 metres in height, the sheer enormity of it is impressive. Not surprisingly, its name, Deer Cave (Gua Rusa in Malaysian), comes from the native deer that would enter the cave for shelter and to lick the salt-bearing rocks.

A trip to the cave requires a three-kilometre ramble along a plank boardwalk that weaves through peat swamp, by limestone outcrops and past a sacred Penan tribe burial cave. Highlights inside include the Garden of Eden, a lush patch of thick vegetation that thrives thanks to a light-filled hole in the cave roof, and an uncanny side-on profile of Abraham Lincoln that’s carved into one of the cave’s skylights. Bring a torch and you can even stay for the mass bat exodus, when more than three million flying mammals leave the cave in search of food.

VANUATU
Blue Cave

Along the northwest limestone coast of Vanuatu’s Tanna Island is the brilliant Blue Cave. A short boat ride will take you to the cave’s small, unsuspecting entry. Once inside you’ll discover the sun’s iridescent glow streaming through a hole in the roof, making the water glow a vibrant turquoise and illuminating the water and rock formations below. It’s all pretty special. If you’re a beginner swimmer, don’t worry – you will be able to get in providing you are able to put your head underwater. If you’re still nervous about having to go under the water, visit during low tide to give yourself the best chance of experiencing the cave.

Once you’ve finished exploring the inside, be sure to head to the cliff platforms outside and jump into the crystalline ocean waters to soak up even more of Vanuatu’s natural beauty.

THE TRICKLE-DOWN EFFECT: LAOS VS SAMOA

LAOS
Tad Yuang

Prepare to be impressed by Tad Yuang, a towering 40-metre waterfall that spills out of the Laos jungle in spectacular fashion. More specifically, it’s located on the Bolaven Plateau, which is slowly becoming more accessible to travellers. Local volunteers have worked tirelessly to create safer viewing platforms, and other amenities and stalls continue to pop up nearby.

A rather steep, slippery path winds its way down to the bottom of the falls, but it’s worth manoeuvring so you can cool off in the pool below and bask in the immense power of the surging twin torrents. There’s even a designated picnic area at the top, and quite a few walking tracks that lead deeper into the surrounding rainforest. Our tip? Get there super early or stick around until dusk when the crowds have dispersed, and you’re more likely to have the falls all to yourself.

SAMOA
Togitogiga

When in Samoa, do as the great Samoan warriors of the past used to do and bathe in the crystal clear waters of the Togitogiga Waterfall. While the name might be difficult to say getting there isn’t, and the waterfall is conveniently situated just a few kilometres from Samoa’s first national park, O Le Pupu-Pue.

Overgrown tropical gardens, offering sweet relief from sun, encroach on the deep swimming holes that are fed by multiple cascading falls. The best time to visit is during the wet season, from November to April, when the falls are at capacity and the pools are primed for cannonballs into the blissfully cool waters below. Thanks to a recreation area, changing rooms and toilets, Togitogiga has been known to get busy, but if you can handle a few extra people splashing nearby, there’s really no better place to be on a hot Samoan day.

GROSS OUT: THAILAND VS TAHITI

THAILAND
Elephant dung coffee

It’s no secret coffee is one of the world’s most widely consumed beverages. And considering it seems that every second person nowadays is trying to whip up an iconic and delicious brew (blue algae coffee, anyone?), it’s no surprise some strange concoctions have popped up.

In Thailand, the current craze is elephant dung coffee. A herd of 20 elephants in northern Thailand is responsible for this taste sensation. Along with their normal diet of fruits, veggies and plants, these ellies also consume large quantities of coffee beans. They marinate in the stomachs of these huge creatures before being excreted the next day. The downside, other than knowing your coffee has passed through the bowels of an elephant, is that it’s actually one of the most expensive cups of joe in the whole world.

TAHITI
Fafaru

If you’re wanting to try some of the local cuisine in Tahiti, look no further. Fafaru is a dish ingrained in Polynesian culture, and is simply fish or shrimp that’s  been marinated in fermented seawater. Sounds tasty, right?

Crushed prawns placed clean seawater then left to decompose. Once that’s done the water is strained ready to use as a marinade for fish, usually tuna. The longer it’s left, the stronger the flavour. If you can somehow manage to get past the smell, the fish is said to be deliciously tender. It’s usually served with another Polynesian delicacy known as miti hue, or fermented coconut pulp, creating a well-balanced meal that’s both sweet and salty. We suggest those with weak stomachs might want to steer well clear.

DIVING WITH GIANTS: PHILIPPINES VS TAHITI

PHILLIPINES
Whale sharks

Away from the chaos of the Philippines’ main dive spots in Oslob are the protected reefs of Tubbataha. With about a hundred hectares of stunning underwater sanctuary to explore, it’s the perfect spot to dive beneath the ocean’s surface and experience the majestic marine world that lies below.

Named a UNESCO World Heritage Site in 1992, the sanctuary’s diversity of the marine life is astounding. Perhaps the most incredible creatures you’ll come across are the whale sharks, one of the largest fish species in the ocean. Given their exclusive diet of plankton, these spotted behemoths pose no risk to humans and are more than happy to share their watery home with us. Swimming side by side with these docile critters is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.

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TAHITI
Humpback whales

Hanging out in the depths of the warm Tahitian waters are some of the most magnificent sea creatures: mighty humpback whales. These calm beasts can reach up to 16 metres in length and weigh almost 30 metric tons.

Not unlike the whale sharks of the Philippines, the humpbacks survive on a diet of krill and other small fish and are unlikely to harm humans. Their inherently curious nature means it’s not unusual for them to come close to investigate any loitering whale watching boats. Peak season for whale watching is anywhere from June through to October. When out on the water you will be guided by professionally trained divers and swimmers who will ensure that both you and the whales are safe during your trip.

tahiti-private-expeditions.com

ROCK THE BOAT: INDONESIA VS SOLOMON ISLANDS

INDONESIA
Sequoia

Climb aboard this magnificent ship and sail off into Raja Ampat’s sunset. The 26-metre eco-friendly yacht, named Sequoia after the ancient tree, is a contemporary take on traditional wooden yacht. Custom-made amenities and features welcome guests to this state-of-the-art vessel, with its three spacious bedrooms, each with a private bathroom, a sky deck for movies under the stars, and a gourmet kitchen.

But life isn’t all about what’s on deck. On this private charter, you’ll be able to snorkel, paddle board, tube, kayak, water ski and more.

coraltrianglesafaris.com

SOLOMON ISLANDS
Solomon Islands Discovery Cruise

With eight days aboard the MV Taka, you’ll see more of the Solomon Islands than you ever thought possible. Depart from Honiara and spend the next week surrounded by more culture and history than you could ever imagine. With cultural immersion a key part of your journey, you’ll interact with locals of all ages and backgrounds during village and school visits.

While onboard there’s the opportunity to take a step back in time to the Pacific front of World War II, and explore shipwrecks and other significant sites. It’s not all about education though – there’s plenty of time for relaxation, snorkelling and paddle boarding, among other activities. What’s more, when not tied up with Solomon Island Discovery Cruises’ passengers, the ship is available for private hire. Count us in.

sidcruises.com.au

PISS UP: CAMBODIA VS COOK ISLANDS

CAMBODIA
Cerevisia Craft Brewhouse

Built from the ground up by its owners, Cerevisia Craft Brewhouse is a testament to hard work and a love of tasty beer. The desire to spread the delicious beverage to the locals spawned the idea, and now the aromatic bevvies are finished with enticing flavours that make locals and travellers alike say, “Maybe just one more then.”

The success of the brewery spawned two tap rooms and more than 20 restaurants that feature Cerevisia beer on their drinks menu. One of the two taprooms, Botanico Wine and Beer Garden, has cemented its place in the community offering live music, exceptional food and trivia nights, and the chance to knock the top off a couple of froffies.

cerevisiacraftbrewery.com

COOK ISLANDS
Rarotonga Brewery

Rarotonga Brewery in the Cook Islands is locally owned and adored. The goal of this brewery is to create a consistently delicious beer that can be appreciated by locals and visitors alike. And believe us: there’s nothing quite as refreshing on balmy, tropical nights as a crisp, cold lager. You’ll find this tasty drop in restaurants and establishments across the Cook Islands, so it’s never too hard to get your hands on one while you’re over there.

Like many of its compatriots, Rarotonga Brewery aims to be as environmentally minded as possible, using kegs and flagons to avoid products ending up in landfill. If you find yourself on Rarotonga, stop by the brewery and have a look for yourself.

rarotongabrewery.com

MARINE SAFEGUARD: MALAYSIA VS NEW CALEDONIA

MALAYSIA
Tun Mustapha Park

It’s the largest marine protected area in Malaysia and below its glistening turquoise surface, Tun Mustapha Park is home to coral reefs, mangroves, dugongs, sea turtles, sharks and more than 360 species of fish. It took almost 13 years to protect this colourful undersea world, but now, using a mixed approach to satisfy marine conservation, local communities and fishing industries, the aim is to boost biodiversity over the coming decade.

Covering more than a million hectares, the park encompasses more than 50 islands across the Kudat, Pita and Kota Marudu districts, from where travelers can swim, snorkel and dive to get up close and personal with the inhabitants of the deep.

NEW CALEDONIA 
Natural Park of the Coral Sea

Established to protect and ensure the future of New Caledonia’s exceptional aquatic ecosystem, the Natural Park of the Coral Sea is the world’s largest marine park. Covering an astounding 1.3 million square kilometres, the park also encompasses the world’s largest lagoon and second longest barrier reef, and acts as a sanctuary for turtles, whales, sharks, giant clams, sea birds, an array of fish species and the world’s third largest herd of dugongs. The highest level of protection for the world’s last unspoiled reefs – Chesterfield, Bellona, Entrecasteaux, Pétrie and Astrolabe – safeguards 28,000 square kilometres of pristine reef.

Some small eco-tourism groups are able to gain permits to access these reefs. This watery wonderland is best explored at sea level, so to truly get an idea of the park’s rich diversity, make sure you get wet.

BEER BUST: LAOS VS SOLOMON ISLANDS

LAOS
Beerlao

Bintang isn’t the only beer in town when it comes to Southeast Asia’s amber goodness. Beerlao, produced at a local brewery since 1973, is a popular thirst quencer for visitors to the region.

This beer is created using locally sourced ingredients like jasmine rice, with imported malt, hops and yeast from France, Belgium and Germany. It’s crafted by Lao Brewery, a company that prides itself on being culturally and environmentally minded with sustainability and social responsibility at the top of its priority list. So when you knock back a cold Beerlao, you can do so virtually guilt free. Well, that’s what we’re telling ourselves, anyway.

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SOLOMON ISLANDS
Solbrew

When it comes to this island nation’s most popular drop, there’s no beating Solbrew. The Honiara brewery was established in 1993 and designed the silver and gold cans and green bottles to pay homage to the Solomons’ history and spirit. There’s nothing more refreshing in the island heat and never looks out of place in the hands of anyone across the South Pacific. Bottoms up.

IT'S NOT REALLY CAMPING: LAOS VS COOK ISLANDS

LAOS
Rosewood Luang Prabang Hilltop Tents

Embedded into the lush jungle hillside of Luang Prabang, Rosewood’s Hilltop Tents offer modest luxury. Designed to incorporate both the Laos local culture and the strong French colonial influence through the architecture and use of textures, colours and fabrics, the six 75-square-metre tents bring indulgence and culture together in a stunning display.

Each tent has its own king-size bed, bathtub and plush day bed, plus a private deck where you can sit back, relax and listen to the sounds of the jungle. Take your relaxation one step further with a visit to the spa and enjoy one of the traditional Lao therapies, or take a dip in the lavish pool while watching the natural waterfall cascade right next to you.

rosewoodhotels.com

COOK ISLANDS
Ikurangi Eco Retreat

A passion to create a luxurious yet environmentally sustainable option for
travellers has resulted in Ikurangi Eco Retreat, the first purpose-built eco
accommodation in the Cook Islands. Overlooking the dramatic mountains
of Rarotonga, four safari tents combine luxe finishes with sustainably sourced materials to create one idyllic and eco-friendly package.

Composting toilets, biodegradable toiletries and free bicycles are all part of the Ikurangi way. Creature comforts aren’t sacrificed – they’re simply presented in a stylish, unpretentious way. Each tent includes a private outdoor shower, large king-size bed, fully screened windows, natural soap and lotion, and electricity points for charging all your gadgets. From here, you can explore the serene natural beauty of Rarotonga, and enjoy the island’s adrenaline-inducing adventures, nature, food, culture and pampering. You’ll be diving into your natural surrounds in no time.

ikurangi.com

ISLANDS TO SEE BEFORE THEY’RE SEEN: THAILAND VS TUVALA

THAILAND
Koh Khod

On the eastern outskirts of the Gulf of Thailand, Koh Kood is a so-far unspoiled nirvana. The island has it all for visitors wanting a fully immersive experience: beaches, jungles, waterfalls and luxury resorts. As the fourth largest island in Thailand, with a population of about 2,000, you’ll find yourself fully immersed in the culture and lifestyle from the moment you step foot on the beach.

The best way to explore the sandy shores – the entire western edge of the island is an expanse of pristine beaches – is on a boat. The eastern side of the island is largely undeveloped and, in some areas, an inaccessible mass of jungle. Spend your days hiking, swimming, relaxing and basking in the absolute peace and tranquillity on this almost undiscovered paradise.

TUVALA
Tuvalu

Located halfway between Australia and Hawaii, Tuvalu is a tiny tropical speck in the Pacific. Comprised of just nine islands – six are actually deemed coral atolls – and with a population of just 11,000 people, it’s one of the world’s smallest countries. Devoid of tour guides, cruise ships and organised activities, it’s definitely no tourist mecca like its neighbours Fiji and Vanuatu, but that’s where its charm lies.

You’ll have palm tree-fringed beaches to yourself and reefs bursting with colour and sea life to explore at your leisure. The friendly locals are more than willing to share their knowledge and cultural traditions in the form of dance, basket weaving and woodcarving. But don’t delay your trip to Tuvalu – with rising sea levels threatening to completely engulf the low-lying nation, there’s no telling when climate change will wipe this isolated South Pacific paradise off the map.

SAIL UP THE RIVER: THAILAND AND LAOS VS PAPUA NEW GUINEA

PAPUA NEW GUINEA
Sepik Spirit

Step aboard the Sepik Spirit for a voyage into the depths of Papua New Guinea’s waterways. This purpose-built craft, which has been designed to glide through rivers and tributaries with ease, follows a route that includes the Karawari, Sepik and Krosmeri rivers.

The villages that line these riverbanks are rarely visited by foreigners, and when the Sepik Spirit docks at different settlements, tourists are showered with warm welcomes and invitations to visit spirit houses, learn about rituals or purchase tribal art. Photo opportunities abound around every bend, so have your camera at the ready to capture the dense forests lining the Karawari River or the sun setting over the wide expanse of the Blackwater Lakes.

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THAILAND
Gypsy

Journey down the famed Mekong River on a vessel unlike any other. Gypsy is a lavishly appointed 41-metre, two-cabin rig that will transport you past charming villages in total comfort. Travel from Luang Prabang through to Thailand’s Golden Triangle on a four-night trip, or do the reverse and spend two nights travelling from Thailand to Laos.

This ultra-exclusive private cruise is tailored to accommodate just four passengers, which means your every wish and desire is met. Wood and thatched features  give the boat a traditional feel, but modern amenities and an on-board chef whipping up first-class fare means there’s no chance of mistaking this boat for just another typical river cruiser. If there’s a better way to explore the Mekong, we’d like to hear about it.

mekongkingdoms.com

LUXURY’S LAP: INDONESIA VS TAHITI

INDONESIA
Bawah Reserve

Deep in the Anambas archipelago is Bawah Reserve. A series of six secluded private islands, this resort, with its 35 luxury suites boasting panoramic views of the ocean, is one for the ages.

Accommodation options range from overwater bungalows to garden and deluxe beach suites, so you’ll be spoiled for choice. If you worry about being bored spending days lying on the beach, think again. You’ll have access to the Aura Spa and Wellness Centre, plus there’s hiking, snorkelling, stand-up paddle boarding and stargazing, plus the beach cinema and swimming pools, to enjoy. There’s even a chance to sail off into the sunset on an island cruise.

bawahreserve.com

TAHITI
Brando Island

The French Polynesian island of Tetiaroa, also known as Brando Island, was once described by its namesake as, “beautiful beyond my capacity to describe”. Who are we to argue with Marlon Brando?

The Brando is next-level luxury – think transfers on a private plane, 35 exclusive villas, award-winning cuisine and white-sand beaches frequented by sea turtles, manta rays and exotic birds. While it may seem tempting to while the lazy days away by the pool, moving only when required to reach for a cocktail or apply another layer of sunscreen, activities at The Brando are endless. Test out your snorkelling skills, splash out on a kayak, learn how to scuba dive or pedal off on a bike. But with a mission to foster enriching travel experiences, support Polynesian culture and traditions, and protect and sustain the island’s precious natural environment, you can relax in peace knowing The Brando is doing its bit to best preserve this fragile piece of the South Pacific.

thebrando.com

CANYON EXTREME: PHILIPPINES VS VANUATU

PHILLIPINES
Kawasan Falls

Your fitness will be tested on this Cebu canyoning expedition as you wander along a cliff’s edge and hike down to expansive caverns for an adrenaline-pumping experience. Starting in Kanlaob River you’ll walk, jump, swim, climb and abseil your way toward Kawasan Falls, passing ravines, rocky chasms and tropical jungles. While the stunning surrounding scenery may appear peaceful this experience is anything but, although it’ll all be worth it once you arrive at the stunning blue waters of Kawasan Falls.

So strap on the life vest and helmet and try not to overthink things as you jump right into anadventure that will push you to your limits.

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VANUATU
Millennium Cave

This challenging trek – a full-day adventure to Millennium Cave – will test you both physically and mentally. The hike to the cave weaves along jungle paths then there’s the opportunity to clamber over rocks and cliffs before canyoning into waters at the base of the cave.

It may be exhausting, but the feeling of accomplishment will far outweigh any muscle aches. Thankfully, though, between the rushing waterfalls, the flowing river and the monstrous size of the cave, the awesome scenery will have you completely forgetting just how tough you might find the trip.

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CATCH OF THE DAY: THAILAND VS NEW CALEDONIA

THAILAND
Exotic Fishing

Freshwater fishing in Thailand has been a way of life for centuries, and if you journey to Phang Nga you can try your hand at catching a monster fish for yourself. With an exotic range of creatures lurking in these waters, you can never be sure just what will be at the end of your line. Several of the species below the surface weigh more than 50 kilograms, so be sure you’ve got your muscles ready.

Exotic Fishing Thailand offers half- and full-day fishing packages, so you can tailor the activity to suit yourself. Be sure you bring a camera because you’ll want evidence of these beasts to show people back home – this is catch-and-release fishing only.

exoticfishingthailand.com

NEW CALEDONIA
Traditional fishing 

Traditional fishing practices are alive and well in this small French territory. It’s not just a way to feed the family, either – it’s also considered a social event that can bring the whole community together.

Traditional fishing tours are available in Noumea, depending on tides and weather conditions. On-foot fishing is a great option for the kids, and might even nab you some tasty clams. If the wind isn’t too strong, try your hand at parachute net fishing, a true art. You’ll also learn how to spot or attract fish. Who knows? You may even master throwing the net so it lands in a perfect circle in the water. Guess that’s dinner sorted.

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LIVE LIKE TARZAN: LAOS VS VANUATU

LAOS
The Gibbon Experience 

If you’ve always dreamed of swinging through the trees, spending the night high up in the forest canopy and making friends with monkeys, this is your chance to turn those Tarzan fantasies into a reality.

The Gibbon Experience in Nam Kan National Park connects some of the world’s highest treehouses via a maze of ziplines. Once settled in your treetop retreat, you might even get the chance to meet with the local gibbon families. It’s a pretty basic set-up, but when you’re more than 30 metres above the forest floor and waking up to the roaring sounds of the jungle, you’ll forget about that. Besides, it wouldn’t be the complete Tarzan experience if you had a butler on call, now would it?

gibbonexperience.org

VANUATU
La Maison du Banian

Just 10 kilometres out of Vanuatu’s capital of Port Vila is La Maison du Banian. Constructed in the branches of a banyan tree, this simple, thatched treehouse blends beautifully into its surroundings, so you’ll feel connected with the natural world.

And even though it’s environmentally friendly, you don’t have to go without creature comforts. Solar power and kerosene lamps keep the lights on, and an open bamboo bathroom is located nearby. A fireplace provides warmth on chilly nights, and a vegetable and fruit garden means you won’t go hungry. This accommodation will see you immersing yourself in nature, recharging and experiencing simplicity at its finest.

lamaisondubanian.com

LIFE’S A BEACH: MALAYSIA VS VANUATU

MALAYSIA
Kapas Island

Finding unspoiled beaches is becoming harder as more tourists flock to all corners of the globe. That’s not to say uncrowded stretches of coast are impossible to find. Take Kapas Island as an example. This tiny speck in the ocean, just two kilometres in length, can be found just 15 minutes from Marang, off the east coast of Malaysia. The cerulean waters are just begging for a day of paddling in a hired kayak, or there are more than enough shady spots to hang your hammock and settle in with a good book. What makes Kapas Island even better, though, is its diversity.

Sure, we love a solid relaxation sesh, but we dig the option to dive and snorkel through reefs or trek through jungles even more, and that’s all possible here. There are no five-star resorts, bustling restaurants, internet connection or even ATMs, but that’s even more reason to love it. We’re all about minimalism when the right location calls for it, and this is one island we’d happily get shipwrecked on.

VANUATU
Port Olry

To classify as one of the best hidden beaches in the South Pacific, there’s a few things most visitors would expect to see. Glistening white beaches with barely a footprint to be seen? Absolutely. Azure waters, clear enough to see to the bottom? That’s a given. Maybe a rustic beach shack – walking distance to the beach, of course – serving seafood fresh from the ocean? Sure, you gotta eat. That just about sums about Port Olry, a secret oasis on the island of Espiritu Santo.

It has somehow managed to stay hidden from the hordes of tourists and cruise-shippers who frequent Vanuatu in search of their own slice of tropical paradise, and has instead adopted an infectious laid-back charm that is irresistible. The pristine natural landscape, complete with a thriving sea turtle population, doesn’t hurt either. Hurry, because the wonders of Port Olry won’t stay confidential for long.

FROM NEW HEIGHTS: MALAYSIA VS TONGA

MALAYSIA
Moutt Kinabalu

Via ferrata, for the uninitiated, means iron road in Italian, and is used to describe a mountain route equipped with rungs, rails, fixed ladders and cables. At 3,776 metres above sea level, Low’s Peak Circuit and Walk the Torq trails on Mount Kinabalu in Sabah are, respectively, Asia’s highest and first via ferrata.

No prior climbing experience is needed to tackle the mountain when you head off with Mountain Torq – a skilled guide leads the way along the well-equipped routes. The climb takes more than four hours to complete, however, so a decent level of fitness is required, but there are plenty of opportunities along the way to rest and admire the vista. When you’re traversing swinging planks and balancing on tightrope walks, the adrenaline kicks in and you won’t even notice those burning muscles.

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TONGA
Fangatave Beach

It may be a relative newcomer on the scene, but Tonga is slowly and steadily garnering attention from curious climbers. The majority of the climbing takes place on the untouched limestone cliffs of the King’s estate at Fangatave Beach, on the northeastern side of the island of ‘Eua.

You’ll need to register beforehand to gain access to the estate and climbing areas, and bring all your own gear, but once that’s sorted 25 pitches await, ranging from grade 17 to 24. To protect the pristine landscape and guarantee the future of climbing tourism, volunteers from Kaka Maka Group are working with Tongan locals to ensure the burgeoning outdoor venture is developed responsibly and sustainable. With 50 more routes in development, our advice is to book those flights to Tonga asap and get in before the crowds start assembling.

tonganrock.org

 

12 epic off-the-grid escapes

With wifi now a given in most destinations, and access to power and running water non-negotiable, it’s becoming harder to disconnect from the world.

You’ll note we said hard – it's not impossible. We’ve travelled to some of the most remote corners of the globe – from the Amazon to the Arctic – to find locations, tours and lodgings that still qualify as off-grid. While some definitely boast more creature comforts than others, they all have few things in common: they’re super isolated, cut off from civilisation and there’s absolutely no chance of posting an Insta update. Buckle up. Your expedition into the wild starts now.

Head For Higher Ground
FRANCE

If you’ve hiked through Corsica’s Ospedale Forest you may have spotted an odd sight on the cliffs. Suspended on the side of the ridge are three cocoon-like structures and a giant snow globe. Or at least that’s what it looks like from a distance. Get closer and you’ll discover those hanging bubbles and translucent dome are designed to house humans. This is Cocoon Village. No electricity and no running water means these unique accommodations aren’t considered extravagant, although a solar shower and lights are appreciated additions. Although who needs light when you’ve got the moon and stars to illuminate your stay?

The cocoons are accessed by navigating a swinging wooden plank, and they dangle more than 10 metres above the forest floor, so this isn’t a great option if you suffer from acrophobia. Once you make it inside, a basic yet comfortable set-up awaits. There’s a double bed, linen and towels, which is all you need really, considering you’ll likely spend most of your time gawking at the view of the Gulf of Porto-Vecchio and Sardinia in the distance. When you’re done with the vistas, hike the trails through lush Ospedale. Or you can simply embrace your aerial sanctuary and settle in on your private terrace.

It’s the ideal spot to knock back a bottle of Corsican wine and bask in the peace and quiet that comes with being so far removed from the modern world.

CLOSEST TOWN Porto-Vecchio, 20 minutes away
HOW TO GET THERE Drive
WHEN May to September
ACCOMMODATION Eco pods
glampingcorsica.com

Luxury On Wheels
TANZANIA

It’s hard not to do a double take when you spot the Bush Rover Company’s luxury mobile suite.

Yes, we repeat, a luxury mobile suite. Forget canvas tents or basic cabins, the Bush Rover Company is determined to provide an African safari experience that’s far removed from the norm. It all begins with an impressive go-anywhere LandRover, which, when not traversing the vast plains of the Serengeti, trundling through the Ngorongoro Highlands or attempting crossings of the mighty Grumeti River, transforms into the coolest rooftop set-up we’ve ever laid eyes on.

This extravagant abode is a palace on wheels, and folds out gracefully to reveal a spacious, elevated bedroom, spiral staircase, wood-panelled bathroom (complete with bath) and awesome balcony. Better than that, though, it allows you to safari with no limitations. You don’t need to head back to base camp at the end of each day and you can run a flexible itinerary taking a different track if the spirit moves you. The set-up offers the opportunity to cover so much more of the landscape than a traditional safari, and head into isolated pockets of the wilderness that aren’t normally visited. Most importantly, you leave no trace. Everything is packed up with the vehicle (don’t worry, you have help) and carried to the next destination, which, as mentioned, could be anywhere along the Tanzanian migration route. It’s the closest thing to joining roaming lions, elephants and wildebeest you may ever experience.

CLOSEST TOWN Changes depending on your location
HOW TO GET THERE Four-wheel drive
WHEN Open all year round
ACCOMMODATION TYPE Rooftop tent
tentwithaview.com

Away With The Fairies
SWEDEN

Like something out of a fairy tale (albeit one that’s more Brothers Grimm than Disney), the charcoal burners’ huts and cabins of quirky Kolarbyn Eco-Lodge will have you convinced you’ve landed the lead role in an adaptation of Snow White.

Located in the Swedish wilderness just outside Skinnskatteberg, Kolarbyn is hidden in a spruce forest, with just 12 huts scattered among the trees. Considered one of Sweden’s most primitive accommodation options, there’s no running water, no electricity and the kitchen amenities extend to a couple of barbecues and an open fireplace.

You’ll be expected to chop your own firewood, cook using the basic utensils found in the kitchen storage hut and BYO everything you’ll need for a couple of days off the grid. Want a wash? Just take a dip in nearby Lake Skärsjön, although if it’s really cold your best bet is heating water in the floating sauna. When you’re not busy lighting fires or picking blueberries, Kolarbyn offers an impressive range of activities: fill your days with fishing, cycling, kayaking, horse riding and wildlife spotting.

It’s survivalist meets off-grid here, and if you can get over the fact it looks like a place goblins or witches would build their lair, you’re in for a pretty cool time.

CLOSEST TOWN The town of Skinnskatteberg is four kilometres away
HOW TO GET THERE Drive
WHEN Open all year round
ACCOMMODATION Charcoal burners’ huts
kolarbyn.se

Life’s a Beach
TIMOR-LESTE

As soon as Timor-Leste starts figuring in your plans you’re already treading an unusual path. But for those who want to go off-grid in a part of the world that is already a tourism blind spot, head east.

Just off the tip of the country is tiny Jaco Island, an uninhabited dot in the ocean. This is where to get your Chuck Noland on – for a day, at least. The locals believe it’s sacred because it sits where the Banda and Timor seas meet, so unfortunately you and Wilson will have to return to the mainland before the sun sets.

Deserted beaches and coral drop-offs metres from the sand make for a perfect day in blissful isolation. Local fishermen will ferry you across the narrow passage from Tutuala Beach and pick you up later for about AU$15. You’ll need to make sure you’ve got everything with you – water, a picnic, sunscreen, snorkelling gear – because there is absolutely nothing once you arrive.

Planning to get to Jaco is essential. It’s about a seven-hour drive from capital Dili to Tutuala, then another eight-kilometre judder down a road accessible only by four-wheel drives to the beach. There you’ll find two basic guesthouses – Valusere and Lakumorre – right on the sand. Need to disappear for fair reasons or foul? You could do a lot worse than strand yourself here.

CLOSEST TOWN Tutuala
HOW TO GET THERE Four-wheel drive then boat
WHEN Year round, but the dry season is May to December
ACCOMMODATION TYPE Guesthouses
visiteasttimor.com

Under the Northern Lights
USA

When it comes to off-grid accommodation, there’s remote then there’s helicopter-access-only remote. Alaska’s Sheldon Chalet happens to fall into the latter category. At 1828 metres and situated just 10 metres from the summit of North America’s highest mountain, Denali, this is about as isolated as a hotel can get.

With Sheldon Chalet’s extreme seclusion comes quite a few welcome perks though. First is the aforementioned helicopter trip from the tiny Alaskan outpost of Talkeetna. It’s 40 minutes of adrenaline-fuelled bliss, as you soar over forests, snow-capped mountains and glaciers, until you finally reach Sheldon Chalet perched on a rocky nunatak.

With five suites catering for just 10 guests at a time, you’ll be one of the lucky few treated to incredible Alaskan-inspired cuisine (courtesy of famed chef Dave Thorne), snug rooms complete with faux-fur blankets, and an expert team of staff and guides working to ensure you have a good time. While there’s no wifi or phone reception, between glacier treks, mountaineering ropes courses, sledding, natural history lessons and crevasse explorations, we’re pretty sure you wouldn’t have had time to update your status anyway.

Sheldon Chalet’s locale also happens to make it one of the best places to view the northern lights. Light the fire pit on the chalet’s deck, pop a bottle of champers and settle in to watch one of nature’s greatest performances. After all, who said going off-grid had to be hard?

CLOSEST TOWN Talkeetna, 40 minutes away
HOW TO GET THERE Helicopter
WHEN Open all year round
ACCOMMODATION Luxury chalet
sheldonchalet.com

A Quiet Place
ITALY

While it’s easy to equate off-grid experiences with flimsy shelters, extreme weather, basic supplies and a location even Google Maps would struggle to find, it doesn’t have to be that way.

Take Italy’s Eremito, for example. Built to resemble an ancient monastery, this hotel turned spiritual retreat ticks all the right boxes for a remote escape. Located deep in the forested hills of Umbria, surrounded by nothing but 3000 hectares of natural reserve, it’s about as far away as you can get in the Italian countryside. To reach it requires a four-wheel-drive journey across rivers, down dirt tracks and up steep inclines – a cruisy Sunday outing this ain’t. When the trees clear you’ll be greeted by a looming structure – Eremito was constructed using 130,000 stones and took five years to complete.

Inside, the decor is sparse and simple, the only embellishment coming from ornate candelabras that illuminate every room in the absence of electricity. All meals are vegetarian, and dinner is eaten in silence. If you’re worried the quiet might drive you bonkers, Gregorian chants and classical music are played over a loudspeaker during the day. There’s no phone service, wifi is non-existent and you’ve more chance of spotting a unicorn than you do a TV, minibar or laptop.

Aside from morning yoga, checking out the walking trails, pottering around the veggie garden or relaxing in the wellness area, you’re going to have to master the art of doing nothing since that’s what Eremito is all about. If your quest for a remote retreat was born of a desire to digitally disconnect and spend time free from contemporary distractions, this might be your key to success.

CLOSEST TOWN 20 kilometres from the Umbrian town of Fabro
HOW TO GET THERE Four-wheel drive
WHEN Open all year round
ACCOMMODATION Monastery style
eremito.com

The Hills are Alive
SWITZERLAND

The 310-kilometre route kicks off in Dielsdorf, just outside Zurich, and quickly leaves the city behind. The Jura Crest Trail offers the best of both worlds, dipping in and out of civilisation (handy when you need to sleep and eat), but mostly ensuring you’re surrounded by nothing but endless mountain peaks.

Classified as an easy hiking track – OK, there are a few inclines that will get the heart pumping – the trail requires no specialist equipment, which means anyone who’s relatively fit, able and enthusiastic can give it a crack. The distance covered each day changes depending on which part of the route you’re on, with the shortest stage stretching only 14 kilometres and the longest a whopping 32 kilometres. The latter passes through the Creux du Van – Switzerland’s version of the Grand Canyon – but with views this beautiful, you won’t even notice the kilometres ticking over. Other highlights of the track include the Swiss Alps, Rhine Valley, Black Forest and the medieval towns of Baden and Brugg. With each stage finishing in a village, your sleeping options vary from hotels and inns to B&Bs.

By the time you’ve reached Nyon, near Geneva, you’ll have crossed valleys, cliffs and ravines, not to mention a language region. It’s an adventure for those who want to stray away from beaten track, but not all the way off it. 

CLOSEST TOWN The Jura Crest Trail runs between Zurich and Geneva 
HOW TO GET THERE Hike
WHEN May to September
ACCOMMODATION Various hotels, inns and B&Bs
schweizmobil.ch

Just Keep Paddling
CANADA

Take to the water on an overnight voyage that will have you exploring some of Nova Scotia’s best-kept secrets.

Traversing this rugged countryside doesn’t come easy. Along with a four-hour guided kayak tour, you’ll also snorkel the dazzling hidden bays of Blue Rocks and cycle scenic coastal trails. It’s an action-packed itinerary, but all the hard work is worthwhile.

Once you’ve finished paddling, cycling, exploring small fishing towns in the Lunenburg region and making friends with the local seal colony, all that’s left to do is kayak a short distance to your very own private island. The overnight component of Pleasant Paddling’s tour takes place on a tiny isle that’s home to a clear-ceilinged yurt.

It gets quite luxurious from here (you deserve it after a day of physical exertion), with an open fire, handcrafted bedding and linen, and a ready-to-prepare dinner featuring locally sourced produce and enough goodies to create a mouthwatering charcuterie board. An evening of stargazing through the roof of your yurt awaits – if you can manage to keep your eyes open – and you’ll awake to the wafting smells of a tasty brekky being prepared. If that doesn’t convince you an active escapade to Nova Scotia is worth it, we don’t know what will.

CLOSEST TOWN Lunenburg, 10 minutes from the Blue Rocks
HOW TO GET THERE Kayak
WHEN Mid-June to mid-September
ACCOMMODATION TYPE Yurt
pleasantpaddling.com

Desert Safari
MOROCCO

Searing temperatures, sweaty bodies, a sea of sand… If that sums up your desert touring experiences, we’re here to tell you you’ve been doing it very, very wrong.

It’s time to rectify rookie mistakes and embark on a mind-blowing desert safari like no other. La Route du Sud is a seven-day voyage that traverses more than a thousand kilometres of Moroccan desert, from the lush Souss Valley, home to millions of argan trees, to Legzira Beach on the Atlantic coast and inland again to the dry lake of Iriki and the southern edge of the Sahara Desert. It’s a journey you’ll undertake in comfort and style in a luxury four-wheel drive with guide and personal butler.

No day is wasted, with an incredible array of activities organised for guests, including a gourmet picnic atop a medieval fortress, wine tastings, traditional massages, cooking classes and a dromedary ride. Accommodation on tour ranges from opulent private houses and the exclusive Dar Ahlam Hotel (ranked one of the best in the world) to a nomadic desert camp nestled in the sand hills – it’s glamping, but on steroids. And don’t even get us started on the food. The ridiculously high standards continue at mealtime, so whether it’s a candlelit dinner in the dunes or a delicious morning spread of locally baked treats, there’s no chance you’ll go hungry. Suddenly a jaunt in the desert doesn’t sound too bad.

CLOSEST TOWN The first stop in Azrarag is a two-and-a-half-hour drive from Marrakech
HOW TO GET THERE Four-wheel drive
WHEN Mid-September to mid-May
ACCOMMODATION Private houses, hotels and desert camps
darahlam.com

Roaming with Reindeer
NORWAY

When it comes to travel, the phrase “once in a lifetime” gets thrown around like compacted ice in a snowball fight. Occasionally, however, an experience lives up to the hype, like this six-day Sami Reindeer Spring Migration tour with Visit Natives.

In the far-flung Norwegian town of Alta, you’ll be collected and driven to meet the Sami family who will become your companions for the following week. From there, say goodbye to wifi, throw the itinerary out the window and expect the unexpected – you’re now on Sami time and anything goes. Days consist of herding the semi-domesticated reindeer, both on foot and by snowmobile, across frozen Arctic plains. As the reindeer are known to stop and start as they please – they often refuse to move from one location for days on end – guests are kept occupied with ice fishing and Sami skiing.

Accommodation on the trek includes wilderness cabins and traditional lavvu tents, which you’ll share with the family. The tour offers an intimate insight into the Sami’s fascinating, age-old way of life, and helps guests understand why preserving traditional practices is so important.

Think you can handle a couple of days spent trudging through the snow? There’s little chance you’ll ever regret joining the Sami on their annual spring reindeer migration. It really is a once-in-a-lifetime experience.

CLOSEST TOWN Alta
HOW TO GET THERE Drive to join the Sami family
WHEN April and May
ACCOMMODATION Wooden cabins and traditional tents
visitnatives.com

Ice Palace
INDIA

Ever wondered what it would be like to sleep in an igloo? Dreamed of exploring the highest peaks of the Himalayas? As the saying goes, ‘Why not have both?’

If you want to combine a true off-grid experience with one of the coolest (literally) accommodation options on offer, now is your chance at the newly opened Himalayan igloo camp. The closest settlement to the icy digs is Manali, a high-altitude town in India’s remote Himachal Pradesh region in the country’s north. From there, the igloo camp is a 45-minute four-wheel-drive trip through thick pine forests and along steep mountainous roads, followed by a 30-minute hike through the snow. It can be an arduous journey (heavy snowfall can make the voyage even longer), but your chance to stay in one of the camp’s five frozen abodes will make it all worthwhile.

Each igloo sleeps four, and while temperatures outside can drop to an incredibly chilly –15ºC, you’ll be warm and toasty with a hot water bottle, alpine sleeping bag and thick foam mattress. Your one-night stay involves a slew of activities, with snow trekking, skiing and tubing all available to try out. There’s even the opportunity to build your own igloo, which, thankfully, you’re not expected to sleep in. After a hearty meal and free-flowing hot drinks, you’ll spend the evening around the bonfire listening to music.

It may only be a 24-hour reprieve from civilisation, but one frosty night under the Himalayan stars is all you’ll need to experience life off the grid.

CLOSEST TOWN The Himalayan township of Manali is 18 kilometres away
HOW TO GET THERE Four-wheel drive
WHEN January to March
ACCOMMODATION Igloo
keylinga.com

Treetop Oasis
PERU

Despite the challenges the developing Amazon basin is facing, there are still pockets that remain untouched by the modern world.

Tucked away at the confluence of the Yarapa and Cumaceba rivers is this hidden gem offering outsiders the opportunity to experience the magic of this sacred area. Surrounded by 140 hectares of protected rainforest, Treehouse Lodge is about as deep in the Peruvian Amazon as you can get. With no connecting roads to the lodge, a two-and-a-half-hour boat journey is the only way to reach this jungle paradise.

The lodge comprises 11 sky-high treehouses, ranging from the Casa Grande, which is only 10 metres off the ground, to the vertigo-inducing Casa Alta, which sits 20 metres in the air. It’s here, suspended in the lush canopy high above the heat and humidity of the jungle floor, that you can best appreciate the Amazon’s unspoiled beauty.

A stay at Treehouse Lodge is all-inclusive, so along with your nest in the branches (it comes with king-size bed, mosquito net and private bathroom), food, non-alcoholic drinks and excursions are also covered. The excursions – jungle walks, piranha fishing, sunset cruises to spot Amazon dolphins, a blowdart workshop – highlight the best of this remote region. You may also want to simply hang out in your treehouse, with only the macaws, squirrel monkeys and sloths for company. The choice is up to you.

CLOSEST TOWN Two and a half hours from Iquitos
HOW TO GET THERE Boat
WHEN Open all year round
ACCOMMODATION Treehouse
treehouselodge.com

Surf’s Up on Secluded Waves!

I’m eating a Buddha’s head and watching mist-shrouded mountains cool their feet in the sea along Taiwan’s striking east coast. The sweet tropical fruit is a popular local treat, named for its cranial shape. Beneath the surface, its gooey texture and delicious flavour come as a surprise. As do the mountains. They rear up dramatically, dominating the landscape with great spines and pyramids gussied up in fairway green. From the ocean, looking back between waves, the effect they create is one of unfamiliar land. It’s as if a Hawaiian island has steered off course and run aground near southern China.

Taiwan is dubbed the Heart of Asia, yet it has more in common with Pacific Islands than you might expect. This starts with the fact that it is, in fact, a Pacific island. Anchored between Japan and the Philippines and dissected by the Tropic of Cancer, it’s subtropical, volcanic, warm watered, palm tree-lined and fringed with reefs and beaches.

It’s so lush in November it looks like nature has taken control. Wild flowers bloom by the roadside, grass shoots through cracks in the footpath, betel nut palms dance wildly in the wind. I expected crowded cities grimly churning out plastic toys, running shoes and smog. Not this.

I spoon out the last of my sticky brain food and focus on the unfamiliar sea. The tide is dropping and the swell appears to be building. I rouse my driver and we set off on the coastal road north. Highway 11 hugs the seafront, affording endless panoramas and easy surf checks. We wind through small fishing towns, past perpendicular sea cliffs and stop to assess conditions and talk to locals who are all friendly and obliging. Two Taiwanese surfers make me feel instantly at home when they introduce themselves with their anglicised names, Shane and Brett. They tell me about the recent typhoon that up-ended the ocean floor, flattened sections of coast and dished up their ideal waves.

We drive into the early afternoon and the search for swell morphs into a quest for food. It’s my third day on the island and already a glorious pattern is forming: surf, food, coffee, surf and more food. Meals are always varied, delicious and emphatically Asian. What many might lump together as Chinese food is divided into regional variants: Fujian seafood cooked in red wine and spices, sweet and sour flavours from Canton and spicy marinades from Sichuan. Then there’s Japanese, Korean and Indonesian, plus a plethora of other world food on offer.

Eating out is popular in Taiwan, and the variety and quality of options is astonishing. Fist-sized pork mince wontons have become a post-surf favourite, but today my guide has something special in mind. We book a table at a highly regarded aboriginal restaurant near the tiny village of Fengbin. Gnarled driftwood and local art decorate the building. There is no menu and little service – only supreme confidence in the food. The chef dishes up what has been caught or harvested that day. And out it comes – 11 courses in total – all of it fresh, delicately flavoured and presented like crisp origami. It’s the sort of two-hour degustation you might expect in a major city, but not among the fishing boats, guesthouses and surf breaks of Taiwan’s sparsely populated east coast.

The island’s indigenous people are not just accomplished foodies but also descendants of Austronesian peoples with genetic ties to Oceania, Indonesia and faraway Madagascar. Celebrating indigenous culture – via restaurants, galleries, markets and music performances – has become a subtle way for the Taiwanese to underscore their national identity and highlight the ways the island differs from China.

Taiwan’s relationship with the world’s biggest populace is complex, but you get a bit of an insight when you scope a map of Taiwan and notice that all of China is included on the page. In fact, Taiwan’s official name is the Republic of China, which is not to be confused with the People’s Republic of China. It’s an intricate and ongoing historical chapter, best discussed over an 11-course seafood feast.

The short explanation is that after the communists defeated the KMT (China’s National People’s Party) in 1949, two million of its followers fled to Taiwan and attempted to rule from there. Members of the KMT allegedly grabbed as much valuable art as they could when they fled the mainland. Taiwan is now home to one of the greatest repositories of classical Chinese art, with antiques that date back more than 8000 years housed in the National Palace Museum in Taipei. In fact, following China’s Cultural Revolution in the 1960s, which saw the destruction of art and literature, aspects of Taiwan appear as a living museum of traditional Chinese art, culture and religion.

The days slide by blissfully, full of more waves, scenery, food and astonishing discoveries. I nibble on a deep-fried duck’s head from a street stall. I drink hot water and cold tea. I watch a band play the blues on homemade driftwood guitars. I visit a quirky roadside attraction where water seems to run uphill and another that marks the Tropic of Cancer with what appears to be a giant clothes peg. I consider, but eventually decline, the virtues of cupping – a popular alternative therapy involving hot cups, round welts and considerable discomfort. My three phrases of Mandarin get a daily workout and a generous reception. The Taiwanese reputation for geniality is confirmed over and over again and I wonder why I haven’t visited earlier.

On a rain-pattered day we travel into the East Rift Valley, a fertile rice-growing region sandwiched between coastal mountains and the taller central peaks, passing pelotons of Lycra-clad cyclists along the way. Pedal power is becoming popular in Taiwan and touring is, I’m assured, a brilliant way to see and experience the country. Dedicated cycle paths are springing up and I hear of plans to link the whole country via a 5000-kilometre bike route. Already, Taipei City has a public bike-hiring network, YouBike, for tourists and locals alike. It’s part of a broader push towards healthy sustainable tourism.

For the less active, hot air ballooning and paragliding are big in the summer months, from June to August. Inland, the scenery is even more vertiginous and lush than by the sea. The Taiwanese themselves have only recently grasped the full extent of the country’s natural bounty. A hugely influential nature documentary featuring stunning aerial photography, Beyond Beauty: Taiwan from Above, released in 2013, was the first time most locals had seen their own country from such a breathtaking angle. It opened their eyes to the full majesty of Taiwan’s wild places and encouraged an interest in protecting them.

It begins to dawn on me that I’ve only seen a fraction of what Taiwan has to offer. For a country half the half the size of Tasmania, it squeezes in an incredible number of mountains. More than 200 of them measure more than 3000-metres high, including Mount Jade, the tallest peak in Northeast Asia. Then there are the islands, the cities and the stunning southern coast.

On another sightseeing afternoon I meet a family of Formosan rock monkeys at a roadside lookout. Knowing their reputation for theft and low-grade assault I approach with caution. But even the local primates are unfailingly polite. Photos are taken and significant eye contact engaged without incident. Inspired, we make plans to drive further north the following day to explore more of the East Rift Valley, but then something intervenes.

Something ominous and, dare I say, wonderful. A typhoon. It is a small storm, spiralling far out to sea, but it produces a welcome uptick in the surf. After a hurried breakfast we hoon up the coast full of coffee and good cheer, seeing waves everywhere, although never sure if there will be an even better one around the next bend. An international competition, the Taiwan Open of Surfing, is in full swing near Taitung but I’m in no mood for spectating. We push on and find a dreamy break that runs the length of a palm-lined point. Incredibly, there is only one surfer out. I join him then two French girls join us.

The sun peers out from a cloud bank and Taiwan steams and glows. We trade waves and stories, and I paddle slowly, savouring the view and the moment. Afterwards, a friendly local shows me some footage of the same break on an A-grade day. “Number one wave in Taiwan,” he tells me proudly. I surf elsewhere in the afternoon, the only westerner among 20 grinning locals, as the swell peaks and the wind eases. That night, we dine in a swish Japanese restaurant, clinking glasses of tasty craft beer and I lose count of my lucky stars.

I’m in no position to make this claim, but I suspect now is a good time to visit Taiwan. For surfers, the waves are still mostly uncrowded, yet there’s enough infrastructure to find them. You can engage a surf guide or stay in a surf resort or guesthouse that hires out boards. The waves may not often be world-class but they are super fun and well-suited to beginners and intermediates.

Likewise, for non-surfers, Taiwan is at a happy historical junction where traditional culture is still vibrant but proper coffee is easy to find. In fact, my guide tells me that a dream among members of her generation is to run a cafe. She takes me to one in Taitung that would make a Melbourne coffee snob flush with excitement.

My final day is spent immersed in a communal hot spring, sipping ginger tea in a misty valley near Zhiben. The effects of the minerals and volcanic heat produce a feeling of immense relaxation. The head clears, stress melts off the shoulders and the mind is receptive to uncluttered contemplation. It would be the perfect treatment for a devoted office worker who has just put in another 60-hour week. And for a fella who has spent the past seven days surfing, sightseeing and digesting, it is heaven itself.

One Wild Weekend

All day I’ve been resisting the urge to buy a weapon. Everyone else in York seems to be tooled up for the weekend. The ancient city in England’s northeast is celebrating its Viking heritage with a festival of fighting, and people are wandering the gory-storied streets nonchalantly wielding one lethal-looking spiky implement or another.

There is, apparently, more to Viking life than violence. During the week-long celebration there’s loads of feasting, beer swilling and browsing to be done, between banquets, pop-up bars and markets selling Scandinavian arts and crafts. There’s also music, history and poetry aplenty to enjoy at performances in various venues around town. But let’s be honest, most people seem to be here for the beards and battles – to the extent that I’m feeling somewhat underdressed with my bare chin and lack of killing apparatus.

So when you’re walking home from the pub, with a mind moisturised by mead and other inebriating elixirs of old England, and you discover a double-headed Viking battleaxe just hanging from a church fence… Well, you can’t simply ignore it can you?

“If I don’t take this axe,” I reason, “someone even drunker than me will grab it and test it out on another person’s head. I’m performing a public service. And I get to keep a double-headed Viking battleaxe.”

It’s a good argument, well made – if I do say so myself – and that’s why, in the wee hours of a Friday night, I’m walking through Whip-Ma-Whop-Ma-Gate, across crooked cobblestones and past the higgledy-piggledy old buildings of the Shambles, carrying a wooden axe and talking to myself. It’s not a great look, but I’m pretty sure these twisted streets have witnessed much scarier sights.

Place names in York aren’t just quirky, they’re clues to the city’s history, which entails more violence and a bigger body count than a Game of Thrones box set. The Gate in Whip-Ma-Whop-Ma-Gate, for example, comes from the Norse word gata, meaning street, and this was once the site of the city’s whipping post.

York has been a powerhouse of northern England for nearly two millennia. The Romans founded the city in 71 CE, in the strategically sensible spot where the River Foss joins the River Ouse, granting them a natural defensive barrier on several sides.

Times were tough and rough back then, though, and to further shield themselves from the lethal locals, the occupiers built walls around the city, which steadily grew in importance. Two Roman emperors died in York, and one – Constantine the Great, who founded Constantinople and invented Christmas – was hailed as emperor here.

By the fourth century, however, things weren’t looking so sweet for the swords and sandals brigade in Britain. Having struggled to keep the barbarians at bay, the Italians eventually scuttled home to Rome, where the very foundations of their once mighty empire were crumbling.

Amid the chaos and carnage that rushed into the vacuum they left behind, Anglo-Saxons moved in and a Middle Eastern cult called Christianity managed to take hold, with York as its epicentre. Churches began sprouting up across the city, one of them ultimately evolving into the mighty York Minster, which still towers over inhabitants of the modern city like a gorgeous Gothic guilt complex.

The church grew wealthy, which attracted a new breed of invader from across the North Sea. Vikings began arriving in 793 to plunder monasteries, pocket gold, steal men, women and children to sell as slaves, and generally create merry hell all over the British Isles.

Viking warriors were the Dark Ages’ most formidable fighting force, with fast ships, superior weapons and a ruthless approach to battle. Their arrival was like a tsunami of terror that hit the coast and washed right across the country.

Led by men with names like Sigurd Snake-in-the-Eye, Ivar the Boneless, Halfdan Ragnarsson, Sweyn Forkbeard and Eric Bloodaxe, these flaxen-haired hard nuts soon controlled most of England. York – or Jórvík as they called it – was their main base.

It didn’t always go the Viking’s way. In 954, Eric Bloodaxe was driven from York and killed, and the city was reclaimed by the Anglo-Saxons. The Vikings, however, soon bounced back, setting the scene for an almighty dust-up that took place exactly 1000 years ago. It forms the theme for this year’s festival. The Battle of Assandun was fought between Danish King Canute – aka Cnut the Great – and England’s King Edmund Ironside in 1016.

As the weekend gets going, scenes in pubs across York’s city centre become surreal. Young women on hens’ nights, wearing skirts that barely pass their waists, mingle with rugged old Vikings sporting beards to their knees. In fact, between hipsters on bucks’ parties and men dressed as Vikings, I’m virtually the only beardless bloke in town, and I’m starting to feel slightly self-conscious.

Predictably, this only gets worse during Saturday’s best beard contest, which draws a huge crowd of hirsute heroes and hairy hangers-on to the City Camp in Parliament Street. Shamed by my lack of face foliage, I soon decamp to the toughest Viking competition, the Brawl in the Guildhall, which is a little like American wrestling meets World’s Strongest Man with some axes thrown in for good measure.

Alongside a boisterous crowd, I watch as four wannabe warriors take on a series of brawn-based challenges, such as running around with logs on their shoulders, before squaring up for various bouts of fighting. Things get particularly interesting when one of the combatants – the local favourite – lets out a shriek of pain as his opponent accidentally axes him in the face. Real blood flows, but fortunately it’s only a flesh wound, and his beard remains unscathed. The crowd laps it up, and the homegrown hero is ultimately declared the winner.

In the sober light of day, I opt to leave my newly acquired weapon back at the hotel, but the city is in full Viking mode now, and there are wenches and warriors everywhere. Some look less berserker and more Bill Bailey – I suspect there’s quite a few IT specialists here – but plenty make a decent stab at coming across as the real deal.

There’s also a smattering of genuine Viking blood among the marauding hordes. Travellers are drawn to this unique and extraordinary spectacle from all over the planet, including Australia, but there’s a considerable contingent of Scandinavians. During the weekend I meet Danes, Swedes, Norwegians and an Icelander, all delighted their culture is being celebrated and commemorated so uproariously by the descendants of the very people whose arses they whipped a thousand years ago.

It’s about to kick off again. During the day, the rival forces, all dressed in full battle garb, amass around the ankles of York Minster. There’s much sabre rattling and rabble rousing as the two mock armies march through the centre of the city. The streets are lined with onlookers, some clutching swords, others cuddling beers. There’s a strange mix of tension, expectation and celebration in the air – like the atmosphere at a derby day football match. But this is just the dress rehearsal.

When the sun dips, the two armies face each other again – in a theatre of war in front of York’s historic Clifford’s Tower, built by William the Conqueror (himself a descendant of Vikings) a few years after the Battle of Assandun.

This time things are more serious. In the real bloody battle, Canute’s Vikings were victorious over Edmund’s Englishmen, but during these dramatic re-enactments things can go either way. Actual fatalities are discouraged, but the rules state that if you are walloped by a weapon you have to lay down dead – it’s like a medieval version of paintball.

Twice the clans clash, taking a victory apiece under a sky regularly ripped apart by fireworks, but in the final action the Danes come out on top and history repeats itself. England’s destiny is decided in favour of the invaders again. The slain return to life and everyone heads off to wet their beards with beer – friends again until next year.

Get Packing: Amsterdam

As timeless as it is quirky, Amsterdam is the kind of place romantics put on their bucket list, and the type of destination travellers want to come back to. Ignore the rise of river cruise ships. Forget about the coffee shops. Instead, enjoy the curiosities in a city where you can ride a bike through a museum filled with billions of dollars of art on your way to dinner at a restaurant whose previous tenant operated red light windows. While Amsterdam’s tick-the-box attractions can easily fill your days, take advantage of the country’s excellent rail services to venture a little further to less-visited destinations like Utrecht, Rotterdam and The Hague to truly understand why the Dutch way of life is so desirable.

These are our tips for a five-day Amsterdam trip.

DAY ONE (AMSTERDAM)

Amsterdam is a city conquered by water. Get better acquainted with the waterways by hopping on a 75-minute canal-boat tour departing Amsterdam Centraal Station. Next, book in advance to visit Amsterdam’s most important and sombre attraction, Anne Frank House, where the young girl hid during the Nazi occupation of Holland.

Afterwards, head to the nearby Begijnhof for some quiet reflection away from the din of bicycle bells. Considered the city’s worst-kept secret, the garden and private chapel is accessible by an unmarked heavy wooden door just off the plaza known as the Spui. When darkness falls, check out the Paradiso, Amsterdam’s cathedral turned live music venue, favoured by performers for its acoustics and atmosphere.

DAY TWO (AMSTERDAM)

After an obligatory tiptoe through the tourists at the Bloemenmarkt, the city’s floating flower market, head to Museumplein to get your culture on (and take that mandatory selfie next to the I amsterdam sign). Seeing Holland’s best art galleries in a day requires strategy: book in advance and hit the Van Gogh Museum when it opens, follow with a lap of the underrated Stedelijk modern art museum next door, before rounding out the day at the Rijksmuseum when crowds have dropped off.

At dusk, visit De Wallen, the city’s old Red Light District. It’s vastly overhyped, but bypass the overpriced bars and head down the cobbled Zeedijk, settling into one of the city’s old brown bars – so named for their wooden interiors – for a tipple of jenever (Dutch gin).

DAY THREE (AMSTERDAM)

Keep the party going with a visit to the Heineken Experience, showcasing Holland’s best-known beer export. Along with organised tours and sample beers, you can pick up what is for many the ultimate souvenir: a bottle of beer with your name on it. Not quite your cup of brew? Those looking to fill their suitcases should seek out Amsterdam’s 9 Straatjes or Nine Streets, a stylish concentration of the city’s best local designer stores, art galleries, upmarket cafes and vintage shops. From there, put your pedal power to good use to explore the leafy green surrounds of the picture-perfect Jordaan residential and arts neighbourhood, or if you’re not museum-ed out, head to Hermitage Amsterdam, which hosts satellite exhibitions on loan from the larger Russian collection in Saint Petersburg.

DAY FOUR (UTRECHT)

Jump on a train to Utrecht, a university town described by locals as Amsterdam without the tourists. Rent a bike from the tourist office and head out along the River Vecht, past eighteenth-century windmills, historic country castles and tiny villages for a taste of local life in the Dutch countryside.

In the afternoon, return your bike and climb up the 600-year-old, 112-metre Dom Tower, the city’s most famous landmark. After smashing the 400-odd steps to the top, reward yourself with a beer at Oudean, a medieval castle turned brewery on the canal in the historical centre. Finish the day at Olivier, a decommissioned church turned Belgian beer cafe.

DAY FIVE (ROTTERDAM)

The Netherlands’ most futuristic city is an hour away from Amsterdam, but a world away in modern design. Take in its jarringly post-modern architectural highlights, including Erasmus Bridge, the famous yellow cube houses and the enormous tunnel-like Market Hall. While adventurers can abseil down the landmark Euromast observation tower, those after a slower pace should seek out the Museum Boijmans Van Beuningen. In the late afternoon, stretch out on a terrace for some premium people-watching opportunities along the Witte de Withstraat, one of the city’s most vibrant bar and arts hubs. Once you’ve sunk your pint of Amstel, browse the collection of museums and galleries, keeping an eye out for de Aanschouw, the world’s smallest art gallery, with works changing weekly.

ACCOMMODATION

There’s no sugar coating it – accommodation can get pricey in Amsterdam. Dorm beds at the Flying Pig start at AU$57, while Hans Brinker, which once dubbed itself the ‘worst hotel in the world’ has doubles for AU$129. Our pick? Stay in a houseboat B&B on the canals. Prices vary depending on the season, with cheaper, more spacious options located out of the main canal belt from AU$150 for two with bike rental.

TOTAL = AU$750 (or AU$375 per person)

FOOD AND DRINK

Holland’s best culinary treats are cheap and cheerful. During summer, pickled herring (affectingly known as Dutch sushi) can be sampled for a few euros, while bitterballen (deep-fried gravy meatballs) are a popular bar snack.

At 3am nothing beats a fried treat from a FEBO hole-in-the-wall coin machine, but for a filling, sit-down meal, try Caribbean-style Suriname food. Plan on budgeting around AU$100 per day.

TOTAL = AU$500

TRANSPORT

Return flights from Sydney to Amsterdam with Qatar Airways – from AU$1650
Return train to the airport – AU$20
Train ticket Amsterdam to Utrecht return – AU$24
Train ticket Amsterdam to Rotterdam return – AU$52
Bike hire for five days – AU$74

TOTAL = AU$1820

TOURS AND ACTIVITIES

Anne Frank House – AU$13
Canal Boat Tour – AU$23
Van Gogh Museum – AU$25
Rijksmuseum – AU$26
Stedelijk – AU$26
Dom Tower – AU$13
Heineken Experience – AU$24
The Hermitage – AU$26
Euromast abseiling or ziplining – AU$81
Museum Boijmans Van Beuningen – AU$22

TOTAL = AU$279

GRAND TOTAL = AU$2974

WHEN TO GO

Spring, which coincides with tulip time, and summer is peak season for the city, however with most attractions located indoors, Amsterdam is the perfect year-round destination.

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Visiting during summer? Rock your socks at Friday Night Skate. Rollerblading might have fallen out of fashion elsewhere, but lives on in Amsterdam. Each Friday evening during summer the streets are shut down and thousands show up to skate behind DJs in trucks blasting tunes along a kilometre-long route. It’s so popular, there’s also a Wednesday Night Skate in Rotterdam.

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Exotic Accommodation
Six Senses Bhutan

With the sky-high monasteries and dramatic valleys of Bhutan already on our must-see list, it was convenient for Six Senses to come along and give us another reason to visit this mystical Himalayan kingdom voted the happiest country in the world.

Actually, make that another five reasons. Six Senses has launched five brand new boutique lodges, spread out in different locations across the western and central valleys of Bhutan.

Each retreat is unique in style, environment, character and experiences, but all abide by the signature Six Senses guiding principles: a luxury spa and wellness centre, self-discovery, sleep and mindful eating.

The carefully chosen sites are the capital of Thimphu, Punakha, Paro Valley, Gangtey and Bumthang, and guests will be encouraged to visit more than one lodge during their trip to create their own Six Senses Journey.

All spectacular in their own right, and lacking nothing in the way of five-star grandeur and world-class amenities, there is one standout: Punakha. This ‘flying farmhouse amid rice fields’, as Six Senses has so artfully coined it, appears to be almost levitating over the low-lying valley and, complete with swoon-worthy infinity pool, gets us wildly excited for a visit.

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SLOW TRAVEL
Appalachian Trail, USA

Very much in the same lane as wellness tours and purposeful travel, comes a trend we can all get around: slow travel. It’s a concept that has grown from the ‘travel less, see more’ theory, and revolves around taking the time to explore a destination thoroughly, rather than just passing through in a fly-by visit.

The Appalachian Trail is one of the longest hiking-only footpaths in the world, spanning from Maine to Georgia. Lucky for you, the upstate New York section of the trail is one of the best places to indulge in a spot of slow travel.

Often misunderstood as an area that demands weeks on end to explore, you may be surprised to hear that the trail can be easily conquered if you keep things simple. We recommend choosing hikes you can accomplish in a half-day or so, leaving the afternoon open to wander through a nearby town.

In particular, the impressive Bear Mountain and Lemon Squeezer trails reward hikers with phenomenal views, while the quaint towns of Peekskill and Beacon are gorgeous places to unwind.

With slow travel, gone is that pressure to see everything at once, leaving you to do nothing more than take a breath, embrace your surroundings and wander at your own leisure.

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WOMEN-ONLY TOURS
Cath Adventure, Africa

Ladies, step forward. This one’s for you! More women than ever before are choosing to travel alone, which has in turn seen an increase in the demand for female-focused tours.

These (mostly) women-owned, women-run businesses offer female adventurers the opportunity to not only travel safely with other like-minded women, but to also engage with women from other cultures and backgrounds, an interaction that would likely not be possible with men around.

Catherine Edsell is one individual championing the cause, and this year has all-women tours lined up in Madagascar (a diving trip with fellow expedition leader Ida Vincent) and Namibia (tracking desert elephants in the Namibian wilderness).

Challenging, thought-provoking and fulfilling, these women-only tours sure beat the annual girls’ winery trip.

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EXTREME DINING
Blue Room, Canada

Got a cheeky US$12,000 to spare and looking to really treat yourself and that someone special? We’ve got just the experience for you. Introducing the Blue Room, a private six-hour dining extravaganza held in a secret ice cave somewhere near Whistler, Canada, and accessible only by helicopter.

A little OTT, right? Sure, but that doesn’t mean we don’t want in! Especially considering what’s involved – we’re talking a guided ice-cave tour, five-course dinner by Four Seasons executive sous chef David Baarschers and plenty of free-flowing Krug. The setting? An aqua-blue cave under a floor of frozen water.

Head-Line Mountain Holidays guides the voyage and provides all the adventure gear (no need to dress fancy for this one) – all you need to bring is your sense of adventure.

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A FLYING FIRST
Zip-line, USA

We all known Las Vegas has the world’s tallest observation wheel, a waterslide that passes through a shark-infested aquarium, an indoor skydiving centre and a theme park atop a skyscraper, but did you know about the zip-line over the Strip?

A first for Vegas, FLY LINQ features 10 side-by-side zip-lines that stretch for more than 300 metres, at a launching height of 35 metres off the ground. If that makes you feel queasy, it might be important to note that during your 45-second joy flight you’ll reach speeds of up to 56 kilometres an hour. Which is actually pretty fast when you consider you’re being catapulted headfirst through the air above the busy LINQ Promenade.

So if a win on the blackjack tables or the giant novelty cocktails aren’t giving you the Vegas buzz you’re after, perhaps hurtling through the air might do the trick.

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INSTAGRAMMABLE EXPERIENCE
Spyscape, USA

If you’re obsessed with all things espionage, own the entire James Bond DVD box set and have a secret surveillance system wired up to watch your house – just in case – then New York’s latest museum is going to have your spy senses tingling.

Created by real-life spies (former head honchos from both the US and UK intelligence agencies, to be exact), Spyscape is a completely mind-blowing experience designed to test your capabilities as a potential infiltrator/assassin/detective.

The seven galleries are divided into spy-related categories – hacking, encryption, deception, surveillance, cyber warfare, special ops and intelligence – and each area features its own interactive activities.

Our favourites would have to be the Mission Impossible-style laser tunnel, which will have you dodging motion sensor lights (found in the special ops section), and a genuine Enigma machine, which all good spies will know was used in World War II to crack the Nazi Enigma code (part of the encryption section).

To finish, you’re assigned a spy-related role according to how you well you performed during the various tasks. So come prepared, because you never know who could be watching.

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LUXURY SECLUSION
The Lindis, New Zealand

Tucked away somewhere on Ben Avon Station’s 2,500 hectares in the pristine Ahuriri Valley is New Zealand’s worst-kept secret. The Lindis is a boutique hotel offering total exclusivity and seclusion in the form of just five stunning suites.

Completely encircled by three conservation parks and a spectacular row of snow-capped mountains, the Lindis has been built into the landscape in a way that not only minimises its impact on the surrounding environment, but allows for a completely immersive luxury experience, too.

To look at the building itself is to feast your eyes upon a true work of architectural beauty – the sweeping, wave-like timber roof blends seamlessly into the tussock-filled grasslands, while the floor-to-ceiling windows that border the entire length of the building invite the outside world in.

Hiking, horseriding, gliding and fly-fishing are just some of the activities you may want to indulge in during your stay. If you can tear yourself away from the charcuterie station, daily afternoon tea or incredibly well-stocked cellar, that is.

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THE NEW MALDIVES
Bacalar, Mexico

The pristine shores and above-water bungalows of the Maldives are looking a little crowded these days. Luckily, we think we’ve found a slice of tropical paradise that could just offer a quieter alternative – and there’s not even an ocean to be found.

Bacalar is located 340 kilometres south of Mexico’s Cancun, just near the Belize border, and 20 kilometres inland from the coast. Instead of the seaside wonderland you may have been expecting, the town is situated upon the impossibly blue and ever-shimmering waters of Laguna Bacalar, the largest lagoon on the Yucatan Peninsula.

Also known as the Lagoon of Seven Colours, Bacalar is yet to be overrun by tourists, and there’s just a handful of restaurants, bars and accommodation options from which to choose. But that’s the beauty of Bacalar – it’s an insanely beautiful region, made all the more so because it feels so separated from huge resorts and tour companies.

Let’s keep it our little secret, shall we?

UNDER CANVAS
Sonop, Namibia

A tented camp in the middle of the boulder-filled Namib Desert may not be enough to get you to jump on a plane to Africa, but what if we told you this canvas outpost boasts a cocktail and cigar lounge, spa treatment rooms, a desert-facing infinity pool and 10 colonial-style tents? Yep, we thought that might change things. Inspired by the wealthy explorers of yesteryear, the tents are furnished with rich fabrics, wooden accents, a range of handpicked antiques and even a copper bath.

Sonop is the latest accommodation offering from Zannier Hotels, the masterminds behind 1898 The Post in Belgium, Le Chalet in France and sister camp Omaanda, so you know it’s got a good pedigree.

Each evening guests retire to the on-site restaurant and are treated to a black-tie-white-gloves dining service that becomes a lovely opportunity to reflect upon another day of adventure, beauty and unparalleled desert vistas in the Karas region of Namibia.

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SUSTAINABLE SPAS
Arctic Bath, Sweden

An imposing almost scary mass of timber logs from the outside; a tranquil haven of health and wellness on the inside. That’s the only way to describe Arctic Bath, Sweden’s coolest hotel, which wouldn’t look out of place in a Game of Thrones episode.

Thankfully, there’s no risk of attack from White Walkers here. Instead, visitors to this stunning feat of design can enjoy a free-floating experience during summer (Arctic Bath has been built atop the Lule River) and a frozen one during winter.

The circular shape of the structure creates an open but protected space in the middle, which is where the ice-cold plunge pool resides. Just six rooms surround the chilly bath, each with its own Scandi-style space, enormous skylight and private access across a footbridge from the shore.

While the spa treatments, restaurant and bar are added bonuses to an already epic hotel, private decks attached to each room provide unobstructed, front-row seats to the northern lights (or midnight sun, depending what time of year it is), which, we gotta say, is pretty special.

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TINY LIVING
Unyoked, Australia

We’re all about disconnecting, enforcing a digital detox and trying to minimise our screen time. Which is nice in theory, but actually trying to go through with it is another story. This makes something like Unyoked – essentially a tiny house in the middle of nowhere – all the more important.

The theory behind Unyoked is a simple one: we should all make it a priority to get off the grid every now and then to reconnect with nature, a loved one or ourselves.

If you can commit to that, Unyoked does all the rest. It’s got secluded cabins scattered a few hours’ drive from both Sydney and Melbourne, and you receive the exact address just two days out from arrival.

Once at your little cabin in the woods (or in a valley or by the coast – there’s no way of knowing where you’ll end up) it’s just you, a bed, fridge, stove and bathroom.

If the thought of not having access to Uber Eats scares the hell out of you, the Unyoked crew can organise a tasty provisions box. Then, all that’s left to do is, well, nothing! Sounds like bliss to us.

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TRAVEL TO THE FUTURE
Axiom Space

Space. It’s the final frontier of travel, right? And while the idea of sending regular people into orbit for fun isn’t quite a new one (we’re looking at you, Richard Branson), the team at Axiom Space, in partnership with luxury travel firm Roman & Erica, have a pretty solid and actually realistic plan in place to make it happen.

Reservations for this once-in-a-lifetime experience are now open. Upon confirmation all Space Axiom guests will be required to undertake 15 weeks of intense space training, alongside career astronauts, in order to guarantee their suitability for the trip.

It’s certainly no fly-by of the moon after all – once your training is complete you’ll be blasting off in one of Elon Musk’s SpaceX rockets to spend seven to 10 days aboard the International Space Station.

Your time in orbit will be spent contributing to a mission of your very own; it might be helping out with microgravity or biological research, or exploring photography and fitness in zero gravity. Then, it’s a simple capsule back down to Earth. And all for just AU$55 million. Bargain, don’t you think?

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URBAN GLAMPING
Collective Retreats, USA

While glamping alone isn’t enough to make our hit list, when something as cool as the chance to glamp in New York City pops up, well, we simply couldn’t resist.

Collective Retreats has been doing the whole rural glamping thing for a while now, with ridiculously luxe bell tents found in wilderness regions in Yellowstone, Texas and Colorado. But in 2018 the team decided to shake things up and head for the bright lights of New York, setting up camp at Governors Island. Just a quick ferry ride from downtown Manhattan, the island location offers guests million dollar views of the skyline and Statue of Liberty, minus the honking taxis and screaming New Yorkers. Now that’s hard to get in this city!

Your digs are equipped with everything you could need for a comfortable night under the stars – plush robes, a heavenly bed, the promise of a chef-cooked brekky in the morning – but there’s no better way to spend your night on Governors Island than getting stuck into the complimentary s’mores kit and watching night fall over the city that never sleeps.

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AUTHENTIC ISLANDS
Awei Pila, Mergui Archipelago

Unspoiled islands are hard to come by these days, but if you head to the aquamarine waters of the Mergui Archipelago, off the south coast of Myanmar, you might just get lucky. Find yourself on Pila Island though, and you’ve hit the tropical island jackpot.

This remote nirvana is where you’ll find Mergui’s newest luxury resort, Awei Pila, hidden away on the northernmost beach of the island, surrounded by nothing but virgin forests and blindingly white coastline.

Awei Pila is accessible via a two-hour speedboat trip from the mainland. Upon arrival 24 tented villas, all air-conditioned, neatly appointed and boasting either beachfront or forest views, await guests. Add an open, relaxed restaurant, spa and swimming pool complete the list of facilities, and it’s easy to see Awei Pila is taking a ‘barefoot luxury’ approach to the whole resort thing rather than opting for in-your-face opulence.

Determined to leave as little impact on the island’s fragile ecosystem as possible, solar panels and a water treatment system have also been installed at Awei Pila, and all fabrics used are sustainable and made of natural fibres. Environmentally conscious and a stunningly beautiful place to escape for a getaway? Awei Pila certainly ticks all the right boxes for us.

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SANATORIUM RESORTS
Druskininkai, Lithuania

If there was a region to emerge as leader in the wellness sector, we’d have to say we never would’ve predicted Eastern Europe. But that’s exactly what has happened, with spa and medical wellness resorts – also known as sanatorium resorts – opening up across countries like Lithuania and Latvia.

Stemming from the desire to detox from our increasingly hectic and pressure-filled lives, Eastern Europe has begun overhauling many Soviet-era wellness retreats in order to start combining centuries-old healing traditions with modern medical advances. All at a fraction of the price of many of Western Europe’s exclusive health centres.

One such place is the spa town of Druskininkai in Lithuania, which has repositioned itself as a go-to destination for those looking to rejuvenate their mind, body and soul. A spa town since the early eighteenth century, the town is renowned for its variety of beauty treatments, therapeutic mud applications and wellness massages. Add pure mineral water and clean forest air and, if you’re looking to feel happier and healthier, this could be the place to do so.

CLASSIC MAKEOVER
Downtown Sporting Club, USA

As the old saying goes,“One door closes, and another axe-throwing lane appears.” Or something like that. Either way, the doors of Nashville’s much-loved, trailer park-style eatery Paradise Park, closed back in July 2018 to make way for owners Ben and Max Goldberg’s latest venture, the Downtown Sporting Club.

This four-storey extravaganza opened in April 2019 and is shaking up Music City. Occupying the ground floor is a restaurant, helmed by Levon Wallace of Grey & Dudley fame, a communal area and small retail precinct; the second level, dubbed the Rec Room, is dedicated to axe throwing and other old-fashioned games.

The third floor, aimed at offering more affordable accommodation options for visitors to Nashville, is the sleeping quarters, and will be filled with king, queen and bunk bed rooms.

Finally, dotted with fire pits, neon signs, lush greenery and portable seating, is the rooftop bar. Phew, talk about an establishment that’s thought of everything!

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THE NEW GALAPAGOS
St Helena

Before SA Airlink began offering weekly commercial flights to St Helena in 2018, the only way to reach this remote island in the middle of the South Atlantic Ocean was aboard the RMS St Helena on a journey that took roughly one week. Not exactly conducive circumstances for a thriving tourism industry. Now, St Helena is an accessible destination that rivals the Galapagos and Easter Island in terms of exquisite natural landscapes, diverse flora and fauna and a captivating history.

Most importantly, hardly anyone’s cottoned on to the charm of St Helena yet, and the rugged cliffs, ring of mountains and deep valleys remain virtually untouched. Adrenaline junkies will find it hard to resist the slew of hiking trails and shipwrecks that double as dive sites, while history buffs will enjoy the Georgian architecture – considered some of the best in the world – and discovering where Napoleon saw out his final years.

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ADVENTURE AND WELLNESS
MT Sobek

Keen to capitalise on the wellness trend is tour company MT Sobek, who heard the plight of travellers saying they need a ‘holiday from their holiday’ and came up with six carefully curated health trips.

From Morocco’s sand dunes to the beach cliffs of Mexico’s Baja Peninsula, on a MT Sobek retreat there’s no need to worry about being trapped in some stuffy conference room holding hands in a circle with a bunch of strangers humming ‘ommm’.

Instead, you’ll find there’s a tour to suit every type of wellness seeker. For the spiritually inclined, we’d recommend the meditation getaway in Arizona’s Sonoran Desert or yoga and mindfulness in Laos and Cambodia.

If your idea of wellness involves pushing your body to its physical limits to achieve a sense of calm, then a hiking and cycling trip through Bali’s rice fields or trekking the peaks of Italy’s Dolomites should have you finding zen. Whatever your preferred method of reinvigoration, prepare to feel nourished after an MT Sobek wellness adventure.

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ALL YOU CAN EAT
Mercato Mayfair, England

Off the back of the success of its first foray into the UK foodie scene – Elephant & Castle’s Italian-themed sustainable food, dining and retail market – the team at Mercato Metropolitano has gone decidedly bigger and bolder for its next project.

The company snagged St Mark’s, a former church in Mayfair that underwent a two-year, almost AU$9 million renovation, and hasn’t been open to the public for decades. Inside this sprawling establishment, which includes a vaulted basement and rooftop terrace, the Mercato Mayfair sticks closely to the Elephant & Castle blueprint and features dedicated spaces for community-run, educational and social activities to take place, as well as cuisine counters chock-full of artisan produce from around the world. There are also be workshops and cooking classes held in the basement, as well as an urban farm, brewery, florist, gelato bar, patisserie and deli.

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EMPTY ISLANDS
Rosario Islands, Colombia

There’s no other way to put it: Colombia’s Rosario Islands are an Instagrammer’s dream. Pastel-coloured buildings line the quiet streets, crystalline waves crash into the pure white shoreline and big, blooming bougainvillea flowers burst forth from every corner. All these vibrant, stimulating colours are an assault on the eyes, but in the best possible way.

Situated just a hundred kilometres off the coast of Cartagena, the Rosario Islands are a small archipelago comprised of 20 outcrops that make up one of the 46 Natural National Parks of Colombia.

Just a short boat trip takes you to the islands – a tropical oasis in the middle of the Caribbean – which remain a mystery to many on the mainland of Colombia never mind those from further afield.

Rosario’s protected coral reefs are ideal for snorkelling and diving, while the mangrove tunnels of Isla Grande are best explored in a kayak. And don’t even get us started on the seafood. Fresh, plentiful, cheap and, most importantly, delicious, if you don’t come back with a stomach full of prawns or lobster then you didn’t do Rosario properly.

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HIKE IT THROUGH
Julian Alps, Slovenia and Italy

If attempting a new hiking challenge is on your must-do list you’re in luck. A 300-kilometre trail through the Julian Alps, which forms part of northeastern Italy and Slovenia’s Southern Limestone Alps, opened to hikers in April 2019.

The route is divided into 20-kilometre stages, and each section starts and finishes at a bus stop or railway station, in case weary travellers want to give their legs a brief spot of respite.

The creation of this trail was a joint project between 10 municipalities within the Julian Alps region, and it’s hoping the track, which runs through many small villages, will not only boost tourism to these rarely visited alpine communities, but also showcase the area’s natural attractions and distinct culture.

Starting and finishing in Rateče, the highlight of the trek will be reaching the summit of Mt Triglav, the highest peak in Slovenia.

With cycling routes also in the pipeline, it’s shaping up to be a popular trail, so best to tick this one off the list sooner rather than later.

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JAPAN WITH A DIFFERENCE
Islands, Japan

Japan has been on the travel hot list for a while now and with good reason. But if you’re a frequent visitor it’s time to venture beyond its four major islands.

With the country comprised of 6,852 islands, we’ve rounded up a few worth getting to know. Aogashima is 358 kilometres from Tokyo and the go-to destination for those into hiking, scuba diving and tasting the local shochu, which is distilled from sweet potato. It’s the most remote island in the Izu archipelago, and also happens to be an active volcano – not that the 168 residents seem to mind.

About a thousand kilometres directly south of Tokyo are the Ogasawara Islands, dubbed the Galapagos of Japan because of their thriving ecosystems, dense rainforest and diverse wildlife. Many of the islands’ birds, insects and crabs are unique to the region, which has never been connected to the mainland.

Visit the Yaeyama Islands, part of the Okinawa Prefecture, and you’ll begin to wonder if you’ve accidentally landed in the South Pacific. Azure waters, palm-tree lined beaches and some serious tropical paradise vibes make Yaeyama one of Japan’s most alluring island destinations.

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ECO CRUISING
Hurtigruten Cruises, Scandinavia

With so much chatter about the dire state of the environment, it’s only natural that eco-friendly travel is growing in popularity. It’s a good thing then that Norwegian exploration cruise company, Hurtigruten, has added two hybrid expedition ships to its fleet.

Named after Norwegian polar pioneers, the Ronald Amundsen and Fridtjof Nansen will showcase innovative, environmentally friendly technology, sailing using electric propulsion and reducing fuel consumption and CO2 emissions by 20 per cent. If satisfying your inner eco-warrior isn’t enough, you’ll also be treated to a silent sail thanks to the ships’ technology.

Onboard the ships, you’ll be treated to technology-filled science centres, restaurants, wellness centres, pools and more, while a variety of suite options ensure sophisticated comfort. Set sail on a variety of expeditions, including the hidden harbours of Portugal, Spain and France or the icy scenery of Chilean fjords, Antarctica and the Falklands. They’ll appeal to your inner explorer while you’re doing your part for the environment.

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BEFORE THEY’RE GONE
Glacier National Park, USA

OK, brace yourselves for a bleak one. We’re all familiar with the threat of global warming – rising temperatures, rising sea levels, you get the picture. But while some find it easy to dismiss it as something that won’t affect our current generation, they’re wrong. If you want proof, look no further than Glacier National Park in Montana.

Of the 150 glaciers identified when the park was established in 1910, just 25 active ones remain. And according to current climate predictions, those 25 will likely disappear by the year 2030. That’s not some far-flung future date not worth taking notice of either – it’s less than a decade away.

Glaciers have long formed part of the northern Rocky Mountains landscape, and despite their rapid rate of shrinkage, remain astonishing feats of nature. While many in Glacier National Park are becoming harder to reach, Grinnell, Sperry and Sexton glaciers remain accessible – for the time being, anyway. What are you waiting for?

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EXPEDITION CRUISING
Hapag-Lloyd Expeditions, Chile

From epic volcanoes to glitzy glaciers and a thousand contrasting landscapes in between, this Chilean fjords expedition with Hapag-Lloyd is bound to leave your jaw dropped and wanting more.

Starting in Peru’s seaside city of Callao, you’ll board the HANSEATIC inspiration, a new expedition ship with plenty of open deck space, glass-floored balconies and more viewpoints than ever before. From here, drift south for 18 days. Marvel at emerald mountains and South America’s largest marine reserve, Paracas Peninsula, visit penguins on Isla Pan de Azucar and Punihuil Island, witness the volcanic landscape of Puerto Montt and the turquoise lakes and waterfalls of the Chilean lake district. You’ll then pass the country’s southern fjords and glaciers – Pio XI, Puerto Natales and the Garibaldi Glacier among them – before arriving in the Argentinian city of Ushuaia.

Don’t be fooled, this isn’t your ordinary South American jaunt. There is a whole host of optional activities, including a flight over the mysterious Nazca Lines and white-water rafting on the Petrohué River, that turns this from cruise to expedition.

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BEFORE THEY’RE GONE
Chioggia, Italy

Often referred to as Little Venice, Chioggia is the less crowded, much quieter version of its famous neighbour. This secluded island, with a reputation for charming locals and laid-back vibes, is positioned on the southern entrance to the Venetian Lagoon.

It features many of the same – now instantly recognisable – characteristics as Venice, including a criss-crossing maze of canals, tiny narrow streets, bridges galore and several historic buildings. Unfortunately that means Chioggia also suffers from the same concerns that plague its neighbour, including flooding and the impending doom of being swallowed by the ever-rising Adriatic Sea.

While revolutionary new flood barriers have been installed to protect the coastal towns of the Venetian Lagoon, the long-term success of this technology is currently under scrutiny. And it’s the smaller communities, like Chioggia, that may not have the same support as bigger cities like Venice. All we’re saying is just one freak flood event could mean that places like Chioggia – and the charming locals who make it so special – may cease to exist.

ALL IN ONE
Torres del Paine National Park, Chile

Chile is known for its rich heritage and geographical diversity, with Torres del
Paine National Park the pedestal example. Situated above the Patagonian Desert, the UNESCO Biosphere Reserve offers an incredible display of natural beauty and is a great destination for adventurers, hikers or nature lovers. It’s mostly known for fantastic soaring mountain peaks, the golden pampas grasslands (home to rare wildlife like guanacos, foxes, and South Andean deer) and bright blue glaciers and ice fields.

The colossal Torres del Paine will make you feel insignificant. Trek in the summer when there’s 17 hours of daylight, beginning with sunrises that colour the skies in purples and reds. Once you’ve picked your jaw from the floor, spend the rest of the taking in the vistas of snow-capped mountains, cascading rivers and waterfalls, and mirror-flat lakes.

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IMMERSIVE STAYS
Kachi Lodge, Bolivia

At first glance, it looks like the film set of a post-apocalyptic Hollywood blockbuster. Upon closer inspection though, you’ll find Bolivia’s amazing high-altitude campsite, Kachi Lodge.

Located on the Uyuni Salt Flats, which sit 3,600 metres above sea level, Kachi Lodge features six luxury dome tents and a central, larger dome housing a Moroccan-inspired plush lounge and dining area. Joined by a raised boardwalk, these igloo-like structures come complete with private bathrooms, built-in heating systems (temperatures can drop to -15°C out on the salt flats), cosy furnishings and transparent panels perfect for stargazing with your complimentary telescope.

Trips to Kachi Lodge are all inclusive, so you can also expect a range of activities and day trips to take part in, and a set menu from the team at Gusto Restaurant, renowned for serving up authentic, delicious South American fare. Open since February 2019, you bet this otherworldly experience is on our must-stay list.

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GET SPORTY
Prainha Beach, Brazil

With the fitness craze taking over the world, it’s no surprise people are seeking out breaks where they can sweat, puff and burn more calories than they consume. Sure, running and walking holidays will probably make an appearance and put the rest of us beachside laze-abouts to post-holiday-bloat shame, but we think searching for active activities that include a big dose of fun should be high on the list. Let’s use surfing in Prainha Beach as an example.

The unspoiled Rio de Janeiro beach is more than just a city escape. With big waves crashing against pristine white sands and the green Atlantic rainforest mountains as your backdrop, this is a prime spot for avid surfers to get amped. When you’re ready to retire the board for the day, there are also plenty of hiking options nearby – in case you want another way to work off last night’s dinner. And when that’s done, you’re not far from Rio de Janeiro.

CATCH AND RELEASE
Anapa Pearl Farm, Tahiti

Like discovering the finest Tahitian pearl in an oyster, reaching Anapa Pearl Farm is like stumbling upon a rare gem off the west coast of the island of Raiatea. While this humble ocean shack may not look like much upon approach, it offers the extraordinary opportunity to go pearl harvesting with experienced divers, see how these precious treasures are extracted and cultured, and learn all the secrets about Tahiti’s most famous natural bounty, the prized black pearl.

The farm is accessible only by boat, and when you’re not diving for treasure, there’s plenty of time to go snorkelling in the surrounding reef, where an underwater world of coral gardens and sea life awaits. The best part though? You can choose your own pearl directly from the oyster and have it made into something spectacular and personalised right before your very eyes by the on-site jewellers.

A special ring? One-of-a-kind necklace? At this remote pearl station the choice is up to you!

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Where Tigers Leap and Development Creeps

The Tiger Leaping Gorge, where the Yangtze River carves through the mountains of China’s Yunnan Province, is a breathtaking attraction for travellers to the region. The Low Road

Qiaotou is an unlikely place for an Australian woman to call home. Yet this damp, drab one-street town in the northern mountains of southwest China’s Yunnan Province is where Margo Carter, a former Sydneysider in her late forties, resides. Qiaotou is perched on the banks of the Yangtze River, just before it forces its way through two monstrous mountain ranges in what is the world’s deepest gorge.

From the gushing muddy waters below to the peaks that rise above, the Tiger Leaping Gorge, or Hutiao Xia, rises a staggering 3000-plus metres. Margo arrived a few years ago to trek through the gorge and fell in love with it. She married a Tibetan man, Sean, who runs a guesthouse along the trek route, and is still here.

Experiencing the gorge previously required a walk along the old miners’ path that hugs the contours of the northern Haba Mountain range. Overlooking the Yangtze and with breathtaking views of the Jade Dragon Snow Mountain on the southern side, the path passes through some delightful traditional Naxi villages (one of China’s 55 ethnic minorities). A two to three day hike, it is certainly not for everybody. Frequent steep climbs require a moderate degree of fitness.

The so-called ‘28 bends’ is a seemingly neverending steep ascent destined to turn anybody’s calves and thighs to jelly. After heavy rainfall, the path can be particularly dangerous and a number of trekkers have died. Despite the hazards, almost everybody who comes to visit the nearby popular holiday destination of Lijiang wants to see this spectacular gorge.

As the Chinese economy continues its unprecedented growth, generating an emerging affluent class, the numbers of domestic Chinese tourists visiting places like Lijiang increases astronomically each year. To meet this demand, the Yunnan government blasted a road along the bottom of the gorge that will eventually run from Qiaotou to Daju, some 30 kilometres away. The road offers close-up views of the river and dramatic rapids where the gorge narrows so considerably that a fable has it that a tiger once leapt across it to avoid a hunter. Buses now use the road to whisk tour groups quickly in and out of the gorge enabling those unfit for or uninterested in the trek to take their ‘I’ve been there’ snapshots.

For many Chinese the idea of independent adventure travel remains alien. Most prefer in-and-out organised tours, typically following a guide who holds a group-identifying flag aloft. The accessible Low Road to the gorge offers a very different experience to the demanding High Road path and draws a different crowd. Trekkers on the ‘High Road’ are likely to be foreign, preferring the freedom of this route. Occasionally greeted by magnificent cascading waterfalls and steep drops, the path hugs tight as it twists and turns along the mountain face. Many trekkers opt for the best of both worlds. They take the High Road from Qiaotou and enjoy the stunning views and meet the locals en-route and then return along the Low Road for a closer glimpse of the Yangtze.

Back in Qiaotou, Margo is operating the Gorged Tiger Cafe, popular with travellers returning or about to embark on the gorge trek. Margo and her husband Sean, who has also been guiding Intrepid Travel groups through the gorge for years, are quite vocal in their opposition to developments in the gorge. At present, High Road and Low Road gorge visitors can be unaware of each other’s existence. According to Sean, this peaceful co-existence has been under threat for some time. When works on the Low Road were in progress, occasional explosions echoed through the gorge and punctuated the serenity of the valley.

In China, tourism often equates with development and Sean says the company managing the gorge has plans to increase accessibility. These include a resort, complete with golf course, and a cable car running through the gorge. Rumours that the gorge is to be dammed are also rife. Margo says officials from Yunnan State Power have made a number of visits to the gorge and the gorge could be dammed as early as 2008. Sean argues there should be only one future – the gorge’s unique beauty should be preserved. “Keep the gorge traditional,” he says. “More ecology tourism, bring tourist economy to countryside. The world has few places as good as the gorge.”

The High Road

Looking up, I spy the imposing 18,000-foot Dragon Snow and Jade Snow Mountains. Looking down, it’s a long drop to a notorious 17-kilometre stretch of China’s Mother River, its raging waters at this section noted as “too dangerous for rafting”. Here, what is locally known as the Jinsha-Jiang, the River of Golden Sand, has sliced like an ancient sword through the towering mountains of Yunnan Province to form what is known in the west as Tiger Leaping Gorge.

I strap on my boots and set off to tackle the route that takes walkers through what is said to be the deepest river-gorge on the surface of the planet. I watch on as goats clamber down barely-there tracks, their hooves causing an avalanche of stones to cascade into the valley, and I wonder if they should rename the area Clumsy Goat-Leaping Gorge.

Being a city girl, I hate walking at the best of times and in the rain I can’t think of anything worse. I repeat travellers’ clichés like mantras as I start clambering over rocks: ‘Suffering is character building’; ‘Today’s discomfort is tomorrow’s dinner table anecdote’. Neither alleviate any discomfort as I slip and slide over rocks and jump across sheer drops.

Tiger Leaping Gorge is a challenge for experienced walkers. Most maps are vague and paths often fork off into five or so options. Trekking its length requires a lot of scouting and it’s easy to become lost. Even the bright yellow arrows delineating the path to the middle-mark village of Walnut Grove are hit and miss, as in some places they vanish altogether.

At one such intersection I decide to follow the path into Ben-di One Village as marked on my hand-drawn map. When the locals fail to understand my (very) broken Chinese, I’m at a loss. Showing them my phrase book simply makes them laugh and after they rotate it in every direction I realise that most of them cannot read. Smiling and laughing they point to a path, and so on I walk. After half an hour of passing women returning from the fields with baskets full of bamboo, I begin to worry. Not a yellow arrow in sight and I seem to be returning in the general direction of Qiaotou, the town where I began.

Struck with panic, I decide to backtrack and explore other paths that passed by the village. Within minutes of leaving the settlement I find a marker under an overgrown bush, a splodge of vibrant yellow paint splashed across the craggy old boulder pointing to the right-hand path. Further along there are more distinctive arrows, which are easier to follow. After another half hour, the views of the aquamarine gorge surpass superlatives in equal but opposite measure to the path that disintegrates altogether in places. I stop to catch my breath and take some rain-swept photographs before beginning the two-hour ascent to the high point.

From here, the trek feels more like the beginning of a Bond movie with knife-edge bends and sheer drops into the abyss. It’s 3,500 feet down into the rocky gorge – no-one would survive the fall. The wind blows and a waterfall cascades across the main path. After seven hours of walking, every bone in my body aches but there is no going back. The sun comes out just as my spirits fade to nothing, the light rallying my weary body. I am facing the hardest section yet with another descent that has my knees bending at the strangest angles. When the yellow arrows suddenly turn into adverts for guesthouses, I’m grateful for the respite.

 

The Forgotten Islands of French Polynesia

The first time I heard the words ‘The Forgotten Islands’ was from the lips of Dowager Queen Marau of Tahiti. Her dark eyes slowly lighted up with some inner fire as she said ‘Les Iles Oubliees!’ Yes, there you find what you seek, the soul of Polynesia. Go there!

So begins the first chapter of the book I’ve started reading aboard a flight to these very islands. I read on, stopping sometimes to stare out the window at the big blue South Pacific below. Tahiti has gone from view now. Almost 2,000 kilometres of eternal ocean stretches out from here to my little-known destination.

“But what, and where, are these islands?” I asked, my curiosity mounting by quick degrees. “They are the Gambier Archipelago,” she answered. “There are eight of them, and they lie more than a thousand miles to the southeast of Tahiti. Mangareva is the most interesting, the island for you. They tell me it is very beautiful.”

The book – Manga Reva, The Forgotten Islands – was written in the 1920s by an artist called Robert Lee Eskridge. It’s a firsthand account of the American’s eight-month stay on French Polynesia’s outlying Gambier Islands, the place I’m now headed. Although written almost 100 years ago, it’s all I have to give me a sense of the islands I’m about to arrive at. Modern-day guidebooks don’t offer much, if any information on this part of the world.

The small plane begins its descent, circling the coral circumference of the biggest lagoon I’ve ever seen. As it banks left, I catch sight of Mangareva stretched out in the pristine blueness like a prostrate man enjoying a bath. It’s a superb sight, full of promise for adventure.

It’s a more temperate landscape than I was expecting – like the tropics meets Tasmania. While Tahiti and her sister islands in the north have been mythologised for centuries for their hot and uninhibited sexiness, I get the sense that the Gambier Islands are like Tahiti’s distant cousins twice removed: more prudish and pious, but still perfectly pretty.

“Welcome to our paradise!” says a local lady in a heavy French accent as I get off the shuttle boat from the airport. She lobs a massive necklace of sweet-smelling flowers around my neck and introduces herself as Bianca, my host and one half of Bianca & Benoît, the family-run pension I’m staying at on Mangareva. We pile into her pick-up and head for the pension.

The drive, if done in one hit, should take about three to four minutes from the jetty. But with Bianca slowing down and waving at every man, woman, child and chicken we pass, it takes closer to 20.

“All Mangarevan people wave for saying ‘ello,” she says. “If no wave, they are tourist or no ‘ave education.”

As we pass through the main village, Rikitea, Bianca tells me there are about 1,000 people living on the island. There’s no crime and most of the people are “always ‘appy”. In town, in the shadow of the throne-like Mount Duff, everything is much more tropical and colourful than it looked from the plane. Lively green gardens with bright hibiscus and healthy fruit trees embellish the plain brick houses. Kids play in the sun. Adults gossip in the shade of breadfruit palms. There are only a couple of cars on the road and a few scooters run about the main street.

Along the way we pass European style stone buildings and a monstrous cathedral – big enough to fit every Mangarevan and more inside. They look as out of place in this small village as coconut palms in the Pyrenees.

At the pension I find Bianca’s husband, Benoît, and a few of his fishing pals hacking into the day’s catch of 13 massive wahoo fish. The tattooed workmen doing renovations at the pension join in by slicing off hefty chunks, a kilo or more each, to take as a weekly wage bonus.

Bianca, a first-rate eater by the looks of her, also gets involved, pulling raw flesh from the bone and munching it down with an unidentified brown sauce. Soon there’s very little left of the ute-load of 50-kilogram fish. When I ask Benoît if he makes a tidy profit selling the fish to others in town he looks at me like I’ve just farted in his face.

“Not for selling,” he says. “Only for giving, for my friends and for the people.”

I note my sinful, capitalist ways and get back to eating raw wahoo and drinking beer while the sun goes down.

Sin is a topical subject on Mangareva, I learn as I read in my cute little bungalow that night. This place was once the cradle of Catholicism in Polynesia and the idyllic Truman Show vibe of today hasn’t always existed here.

The reason these far-off islands hold more than 100 stone buildings – churches, presbyteries, convents, schools, weaving workshops, bakers’ ovens and watch towers, is that they were once ruled by a nutty French missionary, Père Laval, who was hell-bent on constructing things in order to please God.

In his book, Eskridge explains that Laval made the pilgrimage to the “unheeding cannibals” of the Forgotten Islands to save souls for the church. But it soon became apparent that he was, as Eskridge put it, “trying to slip a Catholic soul into a Polynesian body with the shoehorn of fanaticism”. It was disastrous from the moment he sailed into the lagoon.

In a short time, through trickery and cunning, Laval convinced the joyful pagan population that the word of Jesus Christ was the law. Through the hard labour forced upon them to build his egomaniac empire, their spirits were wrecked and they began to die. The population, once 5,000 strong and peaceful (if we overlook that a human was occasionally on the menu, of course), fast disappeared, never to return.

The next morning, I’m keen to explore. Because there are no hotels or tour companies on the island, Benoît and Bianca operate their own outings and activities for guests. With Benoît as a guide, and a few of his family members and some French tourists in tow, we head out for a full-day boat tour of the lagoon and the other Gambier Islands.

Although the expression ‘middle-of-nowhere’ might be insulting to those who call ‘nowhere’ home, it’s a phrase that keeps coming to mind when we first get out on the water among the Gambier Islands. This archipelago doesn’t even earn a dot on many world maps. Isolation is an understatement.

On board the boat, Benoît takes us to discover a good sample of all that the lagoon holds. Enveloped in the 90-kilometre reef are 10 volcanic islands and 25 sandy islets. Most of the islands are now uninhabited or only have a few families on them.

Laval’s reach extended beyond just Mangareva. But for all of his despotic ways, the man’s taste and location scouting skills are beyond reproach. Granted, saying that an archipelago in French Polynesia is beautiful is to state the proverbial obvious, but this place is a notch above all else. Eskridge, a man prone to understatement, is forever gushing about the colours and the magnificence of the lagoon.

“Blue, emerald, mauve and violet interplayed beneath the arched blue of the austral skies…

Such blue and cerulean, emerald and emeraud, never existed anywhere outside the South Seas.”

Throughout the day, Benoît ensures that we’re treated to a good mix of culture, nature, history, action, food and relaxation. We find grand churches on islands whose population probably isn’t more than 20. Being a Sunday, we come across one with a service underway. Thirty or so pairs of thongs are plonked at the arched door. Rich vocal harmonies drift out the stained-glass windows and float down a broad avenue of coconut palms and across the still lagoon. Inside, I take a pew and watch the thickset men and women sing and clap for the lord above. For longer than a moment, I forget my own aversion to Catholicism and lose myself in the warm sounds of the singers.

Further into the lagoon, Benoît takes us to Akamaru Island. The colour of the water here is worthy of every superlative in the book.

“Blue like Bora Bora, no?” says Benoît.

For him, this is just another day at the office. For me, I’ve just arrived at a place that, in an instant, makes me question why I live in a city and wonder what I can sell to live here forever. Yes, it’s blue like Bora Bora, but there’s nobody about. Not one bug-eyed French couple flicking their Gauloises ciggie butts into the water from their five-grand-a-night overwater bungalows.

Lunch, a seafood barbeque and banquet, is eaten on a long islet at the edge of the lagoon. We eat, swim, snorkel and sleep in the sand.

We spend the afternoon island hopping, walking and learning (in very broken English) the history of these places. At the end of the day, I let Benoît know it’s one of the best day trips I’ve ever done.

Nights back at the pension quickly slip into their own little routine. There’s reading on the deck of my bungalow, watching for shooting stars in the boundless Austral sky, eating with Benoît and Bianca and the rest of the family and sleeping at an early hour.

In the early mornings, I amble around the island exploring the haunted ruins of Laval’s mad ambition. The whispering ghosts, who Eskridge frequently met with in the 1920s, are always on my mind. Every noise makes me jump. A chicken scratching in the scrub near an abandoned church I’m in has me running out the door.

Each day brings something new. I hike with the French tourists to the top of Mangareva’s highest point, Mount Duff, to find a most impressive vista. We also visit an overwater pearl farm, producing world-class Mangarevan black pearls. We eat baguettes in the village and swim and snorkel in the lagoon.

The idyllic simplicity and lack of rush here is contagious. It seems unbelievable that I have this place mostly to myself. I am shocked when Bianca tells me I am the first Australian she has ever hosted in all her years at one of only a few pensions on Mangareva.

Every journey has its most memorable moment. On Mangareva, it comes in the late afternoon as the sun prepares to slump behind Mount Duff and it turns all it touches to a radiant gold. I’m out in the lagoon on a surf ski, drifting and watching the world around me while in a happy daze. Kids snorkel and spear for fish. Pearl farmers relax and laugh on the verandahs of their overwater offices after the day’s work. White birds, like long-tailed doves, glide across the reddening sky in pairs.

Back on shore, people walk to their houses after whatever it is they’ve been doing to fill their days – no doubt they wave and chat and laugh as they go. There is magic threaded through every molecule in this place. As I float there in a lagoon on the edge of the earth, I can’t help but grin like a moron. This is the soul of Polynesia. Everything is exactly as it ought to be.

Breathe Deeply

It’s dawn and I’m surrounded by the sheer walls of a granite cirque at the top of a remote valley. The crowns of the peaks, lightly dusted with snow and stark against the blue sky, have just caught the first rays of the rising sun and are glowing orange, the whole magnificent light show reflected in the still pools of the surrounding marsh land. The rocks exude warmth I can’t share, for here, at the foot of the cliffs, the sun is still half an hour away. Amazingly, in a country receiving up to four million tourists a year, there are no stalls selling forgettable souvenirs, no children running and shouting, and absolutely no grinning youths taking selfies. I’m completely alone.

Faced with the array of wonders Chile boasts, it’s surprising most tourists stick to the same three points of a scalene triangle: the soaring towers of the southern Patagonian Andes, the arid desert around San Pedro de Atacama and the eerie isolation of Rapa Nui (Easter Island). They’re all magnificent locations, to be sure, yet barely scratch the surface of a country more than 4000 kilometres long.

Probably the fourth most popular area in Chile is the Lake District, a land of volcanoes, water, mountains and national parks that clusters at the northern end of Patagonia and flows across the border into Argentina. While some parts can be busy, others are just ripe for exploration – one of these is Parque Tagua Tagua.

Located at a wide spot in the Puelo River, southeast of the main bulk of the Lake District, this 3000-hectare private reserve has managed to remain unspoiled due in part to its protective geography. Comprising the entirety of a hanging valley carved by the passage of an ancient glacier, Tagua Tagua is shielded by high ridges either side and culminates in a 30-metre waterfall that crashes ferociously into the Puelo, creating a fearsome natural barrier that keeps away all but the most curious of explorers.

Of course, the valley wouldn’t have remained unknown if it weren’t also remote. From the regional hub of Puerto Varas we’d driven for hours through farmland towards the Reloncaví Estuary, the first finger of a fjord system that runs all the way to Ushuaia, the southernmost city in the world. Leaving bitumen behind, we wound around forested mountains that disappeared into the clouds and through small rainswept settlements. The gravel terminated at a great body of water, Lago Tagua Tagua, where a few forlorn vehicles waited for the car ferry to take them to the continuation of the road south.

A 10-minute boat ride from the dock brought me to my accommodation on the shore of the lake directly opposite the entrance to Parque Tagua Tagua. Mítico Puelo Lodge is a fabulous wooden building in the style of an Alaskan fishing lodge, constructed in 1989 by a rich American fly-fishing enthusiast. Back then there were neither roads nor ferries and all guests were flown in by helicopter. Yet despite hosting high-profile Republican Party politicians and prestigious clients such as Bob Dylan and Robert Redford, the lodge only operated for three years.

“The owner’s son-in-law was in charge of operating the lodge, but imagine a young man from North America who likes to party, has a few million dollars in his pocket and his family very far away,” says Rodrigo Condeza, the current manager. “That combination was kind of bad. Two helicopters crashed, one of the boats capsized and one of the aeroplanes went into the lake. Here in Patagonia, unlike Alaska, it is really windy and you have to know how to fly among these mountains. I think they didn’t have this kind of experience.”

The lodge is now Chilean owned and in its third full season as Mítico Puelo. “This is a refuge,” explains Rodrigo. “It is not fancy, but simple and practical. Our focus is outside. For us the luxury is in the forest, the trees, the mountains and the water. Clients must not think this is a hotel or resort and stay inside the whole time. That is not the idea.”

While there are plenty of outdoor activities offered around the lake, including fly fishing, mountain biking and kayaking, I’m here strictly for the hiking. My guide is Mauricio, a softly spoken local guy who has been working here for three years and obviously loves taking clients into Parque Tagua Tagua. A short boat ride across the lake takes us to the pounding waterfall, beyond which the valley zigzags steeply up through the forest and into the mountains, stern and craggy behind a veil of cloud.

When the boat has dropped us on bare rock, just out of the spray of the falls, Mauricio leads me up a steep but short path to the ranger station where everyone must register their trip. According to the records, the park had just 843 visitors in 2015.

The single walking track runs 10 kilometres up to the head of the valley, not counting a few side-trips to see waterfalls, where we’ll be staying overnight in a purpose-built hut furnished with bunks and a wood-burning stove. While Mauricio carries a sizeable rucksack with all our food, I require only a light daypack.

Behind the ranger station is an area of fruit trees planted by a Mapuche family who lived here 90 years ago. Grapes, apples and citrus fruit lie on the ground around a tumbledown wooden shack, still standing but choked with weeds and brambles. Leaving this last trace of habitation behind, we work our way slowly and steadily, along tracks and over basic, well-made bridges, through the evergreen Valdivian rainforest that dominates the lower half of the valley. Two days of much-needed rain have left the park as lush as a cloud forest – an explosion of ferns, mosses and lichens – and the gushing Rio Tagua Tagua is startlingly clear. “Breathe deeply,” reads a sign in Spanish at the side 
of the track. “You are entering a pristine area.”

There is plenty of wildlife living in the valley, from numerous species of bird and frog to big-ticket mammals like the puma and the southern pudú, the world’s smallest deer. Sadly, we aren’t lucky enough to spot either of these, although the only other hikers we encounter, a couple on their way back to the lodge, claim to have seen a puma footprint in the mud. The most exciting fauna we spy are chucao, small orange-breasted birds that scratch around in the dirt like chickens looking for insects to eat. Mauricio knows his stuff though, frequently pointing out small leaves and berries with scarcely believable enthusiasm. “This is one of my favourite plants,” he whispers. “Look at the way the leaves spread. And this one, this is super interesting. It is a member of the tomato family!”

After about three-and-a-half hours we reach the first of the two cabins in the park, Refugio Alerces, which overlooks a small lake complete with spectacular drowned forest. It’s a perfect place for lunch, although it soon gets chilly and we pull on our insulated jackets, Mauricio taking in added warmth from his ever-present gourd of yerba mate, the traditional hot drink of half of South America. “Most hikers come only to Refugio Alerces,” he tells me as he tidies up the hut, clearly pleased that we will be going further today. It is obvious he cares for this place, which isn’t entirely surprising since he spent three months here last year as the summer caretaker.

It’s a beautiful spot, but sees little sun and I’m happy to get going again. Just above the hut the foliage changes abruptly to Andean Patagonian forest, indicated by the presence of larch and beech trees, known in Spanish as alerce and coihue respectively. Refugio Quetrus is another couple of hours’ walk uphill. Named for a pair of steamer ducks, or quetrus, that nest on the lake there, it may lack the eerie, semi-submerged trees of Refugio Alerces but its panoramic backdrop of the cirque at the head of the valley is no less spectacular. The granite cliffs have hidden the afternoon sun, but there is still plenty of time to admire the view and explore the network of paths around the lake, spotting birdlife as we walk.

Refugio Quetrus is, shall we say, rustic. Alerce trees provide strong, waterproof timber that makes excellent building material, and the two-storey shelter is solid yet bleak in its austerity. Books and games provide homely touches and no doubt a larger group would bring the hut to life. As the sun drops so does the temperature. Mauricio expertly coaxes the stove to life and we huddle around it watching our breath dissipate. Dinner is delicious roast pork and fried potatoes pre-prepared by the chef at the lodge. The fact there is just the two of us is most appreciated at bedtime when we pile up all the foam mattresses to make comfy nests.

Rodrigo has grand plans for Parque Tagua Tagua, currently in the fifth of a 25-year concession from the government. “We manage the conservation and tourism for now, but we are working to protect the land in the future,” he tells me. “We are trying to emulate Douglas Tompkins [multi-millionaire philanthropist and owner of the North Face, who died late last year while sea kayaking in Patagonia] by buying land and inviting the government to put more into conservation and national parks. If everything goes well, in 20 or 30 more years we will have protected a quarter of the Puelo Valley as a biosphere reserve that co-exists with tourism, local communities and agriculture.” It’s a bold plan, and one that should be applauded and supported.

The following morning I am up early. With Mauricio still snoozing in the hut, I have the entire cirque to myself. Dawn mist threads through the tall stands of coihue trees and reflects the sun. With 1300 visitors to the park this season, Tagua Tagua is still a little-known secret, but time and the efforts of Rodrigo Condeza will ensure that it doesn’t stay this way for long.